So, here we are again. Less than two months after I left, I'm back editing hecklerspray.
Don't all spaff your pants at once, though. I'm only here for one day, while my disappointing replacement Mof Gimmers gets his vaginal fistula treated by an underqualified backstreet surgeon. Come Monday I'll be gone and you\’ll all either regard today as an unfunny blip on an otherwise improving website or you\’ll simply forget about me entirely again.
So let's have fun today, shall we? FUN! Woo! Yeah! Let's have lots of FUN and be really HAPPY!
I'm sorry. I've changed.