So, here we are again. Less than two months after I left, I'm back editing hecklerspray.
Don't all spaff your pants at once, though. I'm only here for one day, while my disappointing replacement Mof Gimmers gets his vaginal fistula treated by an underqualified backstreet surgeon. Come Monday I'll be gone and you\’ll all either regard today as an unfunny blip on an otherwise improving website or you\’ll simply forget about me entirely again.
So let's have fun today, shall we? FUN! Woo! Yeah! Let's have lots of FUN and be really HAPPY!
I'm sorry. I've changed.
Rena says
WELCOME BACK. WE MISSED YOU. NOW STAY. THE QUALITY HERE IS SHIT WITHOUT YOU.*
*no disrespect meant towards any other writers on hecklerspray
Pap says
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Seb says
I’d like to point out that Stu Heritage is not as funny as Mof Gimmers.
JoeMomma says
I’m thinking of a Katy Bates/Stephen King/Misery type thing about now.
Stuart Heritage says
Awesome comments so far. One quarter nice, one quarter abusive, one quarter threatening me with injury and one quarter covered in sperm. This is the perfect microcosm of the hecklerspray experience.
Tom J says
…and one quarter unrequited man-love, courtesy of yours truly. Nice to have you back for a bit Stu; none of the other editors can quite emulate that massively acerbic bitterness you’ve fostered over the years.
What’s that? Let’s have lots of fun and be really happy? Oh shi…
Cookie Monster says
Stuart Heritage? Hmmm… nope, doesn’t ring a bell.
Mof, it may be too late for you to use this advice, but do apply liberal amounts of a quality antiseptic, like vodka or gin (perhaps on fire) to your poked-at parts and all instruments. When done properly, it should look like this http://www.mayoclinic.org/images/cystoscopy-lg-enlg.jpg. It’s hard to tell, but there’s a shit-eating grin under that mask, on account of liberal application of proper antiseptic. So, yeah, sit back, don’t clench, and have a good time (but not too good or doctor chuckles is going to want your number for a follow-up, and you don’t want to end-up double-fistula’ed).