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Movies From Beyond: Cannibal Cars And Flying Zombies!

by hecklerspray staff

Welcome once again, to ‘Movies From Beyond’ your weekly celebration of the good, the bad and the ugly of films! We love horror and gore and all things drenched in blood and can only assume you’re the same, so sit back and relax, oh, and feel free to use the sick bags… As a rule [...]

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Adele Releases Video For Someone Like You, Which You’re Already Sick Of Hearing

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Imagine just for a second that you’re Adele. You wake up to the contractual Lazy Susan of creamed pastries and important news. As you separate your breasts from clapping together when you roll over to the eclair sideboard, you hear that someone on the X Factor is totally stealing your shtick and that song that [...]

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The Steps Reunion, Brought To You By Television

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Back in the late 90s, you couldn’t move for Steps. The sexually androgynous fivesome were on every TV show going, polluting people’s eyes with their garish costumes and annoyingly catchy dance moves. Although they were generally held accountable for the music charts breakdown, and the antithesis of how well music was doing after that dreadful [...]

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Movies From Beyond: Hobo With A Shotgun & The Monster Squad

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Welcome one and all to the much anticipated return of Movies From Beyond. It’s been a while and in the last year or so we have continued to watch some of the best worst b-movies, cult classics and horrortastic exploitation so you don’t have to… …unless you want to see what happens when a man [...]

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Game Review: Space Marine

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The Games Workshop has stood as a shining beacon in town centres around the world as gathering spots for nerds, geeks and every available derisory word we can think of. We don’t feel bad saying that because some of us hecklerspray writers (cough ahem) were included in that ‘nerdy’ few who devoted far too much [...]

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Ashley Cole Has Had Some Flings Because He Definitely Likes Women More Than Men

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Cheryl Cole must be practising her best disappointed / all out of love face in the mirror again, because on again, off again, on again, off again, on again (off again?) ex-husband Ashley Cole is facing fresh allegation that as a single man he has slept with a lady or two, you know, cause he [...]

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‘Octomom’ Hates Babies Which Is Really Unfortunate For Her

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, the woman who chose to impregnate herself with eight foetuses, in addition to the six children she already had, has admitted in an interview that she hates babies, and that they make her sick. The interview in question is from US magazine InTouch, where Suleman is quoted as saying, “Whenever I hear [...]

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Review: Batman Live @ MIF

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Following on from the cultural apocalypse of The Manchester International Festival comes Batman Live; another intellectual tour-de-force which sees everyone’s favourite schizophrenic do battle with a bunch of villains for two-and-a-bit hours at the glamorously named Manchester Evening News Arena. It’s worth noting, straight-out-the-gate, that this isn’t really a story about The Dark Knight (old [...]

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Pop Promos: New Music Videos 11 July 2011

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Well it seems society is in the process of having a mental breakdown this week as the News Of The World, any politician that was ever important, Rebekah Brooks, the Murdoch Regime, and Andy Coulson are fed to the wolves and the users of Twitter for this phone hacking business. We look forward to reading [...]

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Kerry Katona’s Mum Suggests New Ways To Further Her ‘Career’: Let Us Look At Her PR Form

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Kerry Katona’s mum has told our all-time favourite Sunday tabloid ‘The Star on Sunday’ that she is going to help get her daughter’s life back on track after Kerry was dropped from her management last month. And how is good ol’ Sue Katona going to achieve this? By encouraging Kerry to text ‘saucy messages’ to [...]

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