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Top 10 Songs For Getting You In The Christmas Spirit

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Christmas is-a-coming, and the geese are getting fat. Handy really as they’ll probably be eaten soon along with turkeys, vegetables, pudding and of course, lots of mulled wine and the like. As much as it pains us, we really like Christmas. It’s all about eating, drinking and allowing us the opportunity to crack a smile [...]

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Cool Short Films From Sailor Jerry: Hold Fast!

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We all dream of doing something cool for a living, right? Becoming a bass-player in a hot band or making ice-sculptures for obscenely wealthy investor balls. Well, some people actually have the nerve to go and do it. We’re not jealous at all. Nope. Okay. We’re hugely envious of these people. However, listening to them [...]

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Travel Through Time And Find The Missing Barrel!

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Oi! You look like a bright spark! You look like a regularly little sleuth who can work tricky puzzles out in the name of gain! A regular little Carmen Sandiego aren’t you? Unless, of course, you’re more of an Inspector Gadget and continually mess things up, forever to be bailed out by your niece and [...]

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Watch Clips Of The New Muppets Movie & Brighten Your Otherwise Dull Life

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Hecklerspray is known for not really liking anything but when it comes to fuzzy-wuzzy, cuddly, comedic characters- we’re all over it. So you can imagine our delight when we realised that the new Muppets film draws ever closer. The Muppets is going to be wonderful. Even if it’s the worst film ever made by human [...]

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Video Game Review: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception

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When the first Uncharted game came out way back in 2007, it took us a while to buy it. It’s not Drake’s fault, it’s his big-titted predecessor Lara Croft, and the infuriating Tomb Raider series. It’s not her big polygonal boobs, or the clipped British accent, or the fact that she’s so ridiculously minted she [...]

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Weddings That Last Longer Than The Marriages Are Sooooo 2004

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“Wanna get married?” “Alright (checks watch) but I can only do it for 72 hours.” “Okay, cool, best get a move on then.” This is obviously what Kris Humphries casually said to Kim Kardarshian over a pint down their local pub one night; both dressed in velour. So, with a list as long as a [...]

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Movie Review: We Need To Talk About Kevin

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We Need To Talk About Kevin is one of those films where everybody says they loved it for its gritty portrayal of a mother coming to terms with the fact her misunderstood son killed a load of people at school for no apparent reason, making everyone throw their hands in the air and scream ‘WHY [...]

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Steve Jobs: Mocking The Handicapped, Then Dying

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When Steve Jobs died (most likely as a direct result of the shoddy piece of iCrap that his company launched just 24 hours earlier), tearful simpletons across the globe gathered around his grave to pay homage to the genius who Changed The World™, one recycled idea at a time. When the prophesied iJobs resurrection failed [...]

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Our Hangover From Hell

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Never let it be said that winning an award makes us more professional. We were out getting stinking drunk last night to celebrate our Cosmo Blog Award win and, quite frankly, we don’t appreciate you enough to muster any words until lunchtime. We’re sorry. It’s just that all this “success” has gone to our heads. [...]

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10 British TV Shows Stolen From America

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Americans just can’t seem to get enough British TV at the moment. Sherlock, Life on Mars, Antiques Roadshow, Outnumbered, Footballers’ Wives, Celebrity Fit Club, Richard Blackwood’s Renaissance Showdown – they’ll remake practically anything it seems, even British programmes that they’ve already remade. First Britain created Pop Idol. Then America snapped it up. Then Britain created [...]

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