Nadya ?Octomom? Suleman, the woman who chose to impregnate herself with eight foetuses, in addition to the six children she already had, has admitted in an interview that she hates babies, and that they make her sick.
The interview in question is from US magazine InTouch, where Suleman is quoted as saying, ?Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” continuing, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”
In the same interview, living incubator Suleman, also admitted to locking herself in the bathroom in an attempt to just to get away from the fourteen disgusting creatures who ruined her insides and part of her outsides.
Once the interview was printed, Octomom released a statement to TMZ saying she never gave an interview to InTouch and that she has never said she is disgusted by her children, also denying locking herself in the bathroom, claiming, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock myself in the bathroom for hours.?
But what do you know, audio of the interview that never happened has leaked online, in all its baby-hating glory and we’ve managed to get our grubby little paws on it. You can listen to it here, you can even download it to your cut out and keep ‘Octomom Sticker Album’ if you must.
From anyone else this admission of disgust and hatred would seem shocking; after all babies are wonderful creatures full of joy, crap and vomit. However, multiply that joyful experience by fourteen and throw in a ruined uterus and face like Angelina Jolie on meth, and you have to give it to the woman, she should be allowed to hate her children.
Some people may criticise Octomom for her honesty, and her decision to bring fourteen kids into the world, but you have to imagine it from her point of view, for example, we hate spiders, but it doesn't mean we would deny ourselves from spawning fourteen of them from our collective reproductive organs in return for being super famous…
This was an article by Ruairidh Pritchard who is currently undergoing an intensive and uncomfortable “initiation ceremony” ?in the hecklerspray bedsit.
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Jack Hobbit says
I’ve watched Octomom with her kids, she seems like an O.K. mother to me. Kind of reminds me of a rabbit that’s had way to many bunnies in her litter. However, if the taxpayers are so concerned with having to pay to raise them maybe Michell Bachman could foster parent a few of them or Casey Anthony could baby sit for them. I find it kind of amusing myself because it’s going to make the Illuminati’s population control plan harder to accomplish. What’s even funnier is that despite the fact that this is your only viewer comment on the report, you’re going to have to censure it because I slammed your no longer hiddened evil rulers.
Wow......... says
Wow and what…..the….fuck
You had me giggling until you revealed the hidden evil rulers
Now you must be destroyed
Flying monkeys ATTACK!