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Movie Review: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (Or, We Went To Watch Transformers 3 And Things Went Kaboom!)

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Right lets cut to the chase, Transformers: Dark of the Moon has a crap script and the acting is, for lack of a better word, shit. Sorry Michael, but bear with us because you come off good in the end… It’s still got those bloody parents in it, it’s rife with dodgy racial stereotyping, the [...]

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Get Married Despite Not Knowing Or Speaking To Each Other, Ever

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Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have got married! Isn’t that adorable? As you know, we’ve been rooting for these guys for pretty much forever. And finally, after what has felt like ‘a very long time’ – the pair secretly got married in New York State last night, with only four very close family members as [...]

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When Movie Directors Go Pop!

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Directors don’t always limit themselves to making stupid films. Sometimes, they like nothing more than making a nice, 3 minute short while some band’s new record plays over the top. You might know this as a ‘promotional music video’. There’s a lot of them knocking about. And some seriously famous movie directors have tried their [...]

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Extreme Sports Are Better With Girls In Hot Pants

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The people that count themselves as extreme sportsmen and women are irritating aren’t they? They’ve bought into a lifestyle that gives them instant cool points with young attractive people as they pop-shovit and grind their way around your town with their awful tattoos. Meanwhile, you stand by, offering absolutely nothing to the world, seething with [...]

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Celebrating Power! Volkswagen Pull Down A Chimney For A Laugh!

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Strength! Something that is always to be admired, right? We like our toilet paper to be strong enough to hold fruit while under a running tap and we really appreciate old Atlas holding the Earth up for us so we don’t plummet through space toward an icy death. Naturally, with great strength comes huge responsibility. [...]

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The Apprentice: Annoying You Twice In Two Days

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Last night saw the continued returned of the Apprentice. That’s right, it was on again. A day after it started. With another episode. Apparently the viewing public could not be expected to wait an entire week to see if the weekly bullshit quota could be fulfilled without the one-man wankfest that was Edward, so we [...]

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The Apprentice Week 1: Overhauled And Exactly The Same

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The apprentice is back! You might’ve been missing it, but lets face it, that’s pretty unlikely since the last series was on our screens roughly 20 seconds ago. But this time, it’s different. Apparently. As far as we can tell it’s exactly the same, but maybe a little more like Dragon’s Den. It’s complicated. Basically, [...]

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Campus: The Warty Comedy About Students And Scumbags

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After a pretty decent pilot, Channel 4 have gone and actually commissioned Campus, which is a sitcom set in the strange, dysfunctional world of academic mediocrity, Kirke University. It’s like Green Wing if someone replaced bins filled with surgical bandages with bins filled with the books and dreams of students. Or something. And with that, [...]

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Top 10 Wizards and Sorcerers

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Wizards are great aren’t they? They get to wear those funny pointy hats and not get accused of being in some dreadful cult and, better yet, magic comes out of the end of their fingers! They’re like Siegfried and Roy, only without the accidental mauling by an albino tiger! And what has got us thinking [...]

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What’s This Black Helix Thing All About Then?

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What is the Black Helix? The Black Helix is not, regrettably, anything to do with those old pencil cases that looked like massive calculators, but rather, a mindbending game that switches between the virtual world and real life. Imagine if a pixel could punch you in the face. That. So, this new Alternate Reality/Transmedia game [...]

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