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Sainsbury’s Will Perform For You Like Monkeys Thanks To Comic Relief

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Charity! It’s everywhere at the minute isn’t it? That’s because we’re nearing Comic Relief o’clock, which means children will be able to go to school in their normal clothes (and thereby get mocked by the more fashionable kids, who will later regret their attire when looking back at old photos) and people hold gigantic novelty [...]

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Top 10 Bromances

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As time marches on, men are getting better are being in touch with their emotions. Kinda. Men haven’t perfected the emotional outpourings of many women, but they have progressed from handshakes to manhugs. The awkward pat on the back is almost a thing of the past as men embrace each other with glee and solidarity. [...]

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Top 10 YouTube Movie Parodies

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Movies. They’re daft enough as it is, right? All those lovies and thesps taking themselves immensely seriously while playing make-believe for huge sums of money. It’s all rather cute isn’t it? Of course, when us humans aren’t watching films, we’re mocking them. Thanks to the internet, we can mock them in front of millions of [...]

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Posh Spice Says She’s Not Angelina Jolie And The Whole World Says ‘Duh’

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Once upon a time there was a girl who couldn’t sing. Llike all good fame hungry, fake tanned dunderheads, she joined a silly band with other girls who also sang in the key of ‘pish’, married a footballer and stopped eating until she was built like the side of a five pound note. Then while [...]

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Top 10 Cops From TV And Film

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While the police may kettle students now and then and generally stop us from doing fun stuff like joyriding Ferraris and running through the streets with no clothes on, for the main part, they’re a good bunch aren’t they? If it wasn’t for them, we’d probably all be dead or something. They also have really [...]

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Film Review: Paul (That’s The One With Simon Pegg And The New Jar Jar Binks In It)

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Everyone knows who Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are right? You know, there the guys who beat the crap out of zombies with pool cues to Queen’s ‘Don’t stop me now’ and then had a shootout in a supermarket with Timothy Dalton. You know, Timothy Dalton! Him out of that James Bo- nevermind. Ahh, so [...]

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Interview With Will Canon – He’s The Bloke Who Directed Brotherhood

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Will Canon is something of big deal. He’s young, a lil bit of a fresh air and definitely one to watch in forthcoming years. After a hat full of critically acclaimed short films and a stink at the prestigious Fox Searchlight Pictures, Will started work on Brotherhood, his debut feature and an extension of his [...]

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Top 10 Badly Produced Records, Like, Ever!

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Great songs can be spoiled by awful production and bad songs are made unbearable with awful sound. There’s millions of them out there, all making your ears’ life a misery and doing their best to make you wish you were deaf. Some of the greatest, most forward-thinking producers have been responsible for awful sounding records. [...]

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Adventures With Loose Women And Laughing At Alcoholism

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Daytime television is, by it’s own admission, awful. Never has it been implied that shows like Jeremy Kyle and Cash In The Attic exist to do anything other than while away the hours for bored housewives and jobless shut-ins. A spot of light relief between playing online bingo and masturbating into a commemorative tea towel. [...]

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Top 10 Coolest Tunes Used In TV Adverts

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Music on adverts is, sometimes, the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone, ever. Worse than being in a concentration camp for 10 years. Think we’re hamming it up? Let us remind you of the jingles from the Go Compare adverts. Or the We Buy Any Car one. Wishing you didn’t have ears now? [...]

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