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Christina Aguilera Is Not Pregnant, Is Eating Her Feelings

by Amy Grindhouse

There have been pretty full-on rumours that Christina Aguilera is pregnant. They started shortly before she received her Hollywood Walk of Fame star and became harder to ignore with her American Music Awards 2010 performance. For the record, she’s pregnant with nothing but wishful thinking. There’s no baby in there; only cake. When the American [...]

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Jessica Simpson May Have Bought Her Own $100,000 Engagement Ring

by Amy Grindhouse

To be clear, while this rumour makes Jessica Simpson look like a cat lady desperate to keep a boyfriend of six months, this story is regarding $100,000 more than any of the hecklerspray gang have. That includes our pocket money, paper rounds, and the weekly tin of beans we get paid to entertain you good [...]

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Dina Lohan Finally Admits Lindsay Is A Chocolate Buttons Addict… Oh, Wait.

by Amy Grindhouse

Dina Lohan has finally admitted that her daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is an addict. We were excited to learn this, as we’re on pretty hard stuff too. Our weight in chocolate buttons, every time we get the hecklerspray house groceries in. Giving up is hard to do. Lindsay’s an addict too. She’s not addicted to anything [...]

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Victoria Beckham Thinks Lady GaGa Is A Parody Of Herself

by Amy Grindhouse

We admit it, we’re just pretending to care what Victoria Beckham thinks. We’re really only amused that she has slated another person’s style. In a manner that says, ‘Love me, I still wear weird things too’. Remember when every one used to care what hair clips the former Spice Girl wore? No? Nor do we. [...]

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Britney Spears’ Team Scared Ex-Bodyguard Will Expose Her Craziness

by Amy Grindhouse

A former bodyguard of Britney Spears, the most recent to expose her crazy, Fernando Flores, is a threat to the singer’s integrity and is trying to shake her down for an out of court settlement. According to the singer’s delusional team of minders. It has been known for a while that Britney is not the [...]

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Taylor Momsen’s Mother Was Witness To The Chest Flashing

by Amy Grindhouse

Taylor Momsen’s mother doesn’t really seem to give a damn. We’re assuming and reading a lot into the motives of some one who would allow their 17-year-old to expose their chest as part of a stage act, every night. But we do think it’s a fair assessment. Though we were raised by hecklerspray wolves who [...]

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Christina Aguilera Rather Lazily Linked With Samantha Ronson

by Amy Grindhouse

Christina Aguilera is to blame for the breakdown of her marriage to music producer Jordan Bratman. Obviously. She was the one out of the two who had a vagina. Which, of course, makes just about everything negative or scandalous within that relationship her fault. Well, that’s not particularly our assertion. However, it does seem to [...]

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Kelly Osbourne Is Totally Thin and Pretty Now, You Guys

by Amy Grindhouse

This just in: Kelly Osbourne can fit into fashion sample sizes and she has become as gleefully smug as she is thin. Isn’t that just wonderful. The reality star, who lost an alarming amount of weight after being on Dancing With The Stars this year, has been on several shows talking about how she lost [...]

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You Were Never Meant to See Madonna Looking Sinewy, Okay?

by Amy Grindhouse

The fact that you weren’t supposed to see Madonna’s chicken cutlet cheeks and sinewy arms, without them first being glossed over with an airbrush, is no real surprise. Pictures leaked, last week, that showed the singer looking haggard. Well, looking her actual age. And that’s got the 52-year-old hopping mad. Well, okay. She’s more punching [...]

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Don’t Heckle David Beckham About That Hooker He Didn’t Sleep With

by Amy Grindhouse

David Beckham probably doesn’t like hookers. Not that one should suppose he takes personal umbrage with all hookers. But there’s one who’s singing like a canary to a tacky tabloid that he’s got to be at least mildly annoyed by. David also doesn’t like to be heckled, hecklers. You’d do well to not bring up [...]

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