Taylor Momsen’s mother doesn’t really seem to give a damn. We’re assuming and reading a lot into the motives of some one who would allow their 17-year-old to expose their chest as part of a stage act, every night. But we do think it’s a fair assessment. Though we were raised by hecklerspray wolves who gave us a stern talking to if we ever tried to leave the house dressed inappropriately. So we’re like children of the 1950s when it comes to inappropriate acting out.
Our judging Taylor’s mother, because wild animals did a better job with us, is neither here nor there. But, if you’ll indulge us a little further there’s something you may like to know about the exact level of smuttiness on display when Taylor flashed a crowd, last Thursday.
As an amendment to our previous slut rating of ‘faux shock tactic’, we’d like to point out that this child’s mother was in the audience.
We’re going to need to crank that rating up to ‘hamfisted attempt at living vicariously through one’s offspring’. And, we’re going to need to take the title away from Taylor and give it to her mother.
Those wondering ‘where this girl’s parents are’, when the singer for The Pretty Reckless is flashing standing in front of her band of grown men, now have 50% of an answer to that question. Her mother, Colette Momsen, is feet away, at all times, cheering on her daughter’s inappropriate acting out. She’s a Dina Lohan-style stage mother. One doing a noticeably-worse job than Dina.
From Hollywood Life:
Taylor Momsen shocked everyone when she flashed the crowd at her Pretty Reckless concert at NYC?s Don Hill?s club,Oct. 21, and HollywoodLife.com was there in the audience of about 65 fans! But, we can now also reveal that Taylor?s mom, Colette Momsen was also in attendance! Not only did Taylor don stripper heels, and a necklace that read ?Slave,? at the PAPER Magazine & Express Celebrate ?Rock The Sidewalk? event, her mom seemed to be totally fine with her 17-year-old daughter's performance!
Moreover, someone not raised by wolves thinks Taylor is doomed. Doooomed.
We spoke to Beverly Hills psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman, to discuss why Taylor?s mother would tacitly allow such over sexualization of her underage daughter. ?[Her behavior] could be directed towards her stage mom, who is obviously egging her on in order to vicariously enjoy her fame,? believes Dr. Lieberman. ?Taylor is following in the footsteps of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears whose moms are actively working on making them superstars, regardless of whether they self-destruct in the process.?
Oh – we’re not writing this because we’re bitter we got arrested that time we flashed our collective goodies during the ‘hecklerspray hobo mixer’, held in the middle of the street.
We’re considering this a public service announcement.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so hooray for that.