If you’ve seen Gossip Girl, then you’ve seen Taylor Momsen. That’s because Taylor Momsen is in Gossip Girl. Simple really. Anyway, brace yourself because you’re about to look at her breasts as well.
17 year old breasts you stinkin’ perverts.
That’s right, in the hope that everyone will write about her (which we are because we’re pathetic), Momsen got ’em out during a gig in New York when she was performing with her group Pretty Reckless.
Taylor exposed her mammaries to the audience to reveal black-tape Xs over her nipular regions. 17 year old nipular regions you disgusting sex pests!
Of course, Momsen is thriving in faux shock tactics. When she’s not pulling her top down, she’s posing in magazine shoots in lingerie while carrying firearms. When she’s not doing that, she’s making astonishingly awful emo records.
So should we worry about a young wealthy famous person being desperate for attention? Are you even reading these words or are you still looking at that picture of her boobies?
Whatever. Momsen says that her on-stage persona is just another role she’s playing.
She said:
“On stage I’m performing. It’s another extension of myself. I mean, I don’t walk out of my bedroom in the morning with stripper heels on.”
It goes without saying that this is all pretty good publicity for the new single, ‘Make Me Wanna Die’, which Momsen happens to be singing at the time she flashes her breasts in the video.
Of course, there’s a proper video for the record, which also happens to see Taylor in a state of undress. Yep. You filthy flasher mac types can see her stripping down to her stockings and suspenders before she sets on fire. Click here if you want to see that as well you perverted animals.
Naturally, you lot are now in a confusing state of horror and arousal (what are you? Catholic or something?) and it won’t be helped when 17 year old Momsen tells you that she likes weapons and porn.
She said:
“If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it? I like some adult stars.”
And, apparently, she also removed her dog’s balls by setting them on fire or something. That’s what is going to happen to anyone who reads this article all the way through because you’re all vile pervs.
Pretty Reckless guitarist Ben Phillips stated:
“‘Taylor loves setting things on fire… she thinks we’re some rock ‘n’ roll badasses. One morning, Taylor got into the studio really early – she’d just had her dog neutered and brought in the bits. Which she then burned. We were grossed out.”
You all wanked out now?
Bobby says
So hot!
Jeff says
fuck you, just because she’s not legal age doesnt’ mean she isn’t hot, it’s just a dumb rule people (society) invented to make it illegal
if 16 was legal age what would you write ?
xxx says
EFFIN HOT
Bri Bob says
attention skeez…..
Couldnt think of anything better then getting naked?
why not be a stripper?
Someone please love this child….
Just Being Honest says
17 is legal in some states. I’m not saying I’d see her in concert in one of those states and try to screw her, I’m just spreading information.
Saskiia says
So the moment she turns 18.. it’s fine for her to do that without spectators being reduced to perverts?
It’s already done now. Whatever reaction or satisfaction that had been rendered through the act, from both recipients & discloser, has evidently been attained. The slurs on the article isn’t going to change a damn thing.. if not further provoke. The legal age varies from 16-18 internationally. It’s not exactly public indecency either; black-tape X’s over nipular regions is common… at least, no valid reason to act as if she’d merely had sex on stage.
Conversely, the commercials on TV that the youth are exposed to & the general media’s portrayal of [legal] sexual behaviour juxtaposed this sets a “pretty reckless” impression.
It’s a matter of choice. I, for one, am glad she’s pushing the proverbial barriers.
Sippy says
okay first of all, SHE ONLY HAS ONE DOG…AND HER DOG IS A GIRLL….SOOOOOOOOO the band member is lying!