The fact that you weren’t supposed to see Madonna’s chicken cutlet cheeks and sinewy arms, without them first being glossed over with an airbrush, is no real surprise.
Pictures leaked, last week, that showed the singer looking haggard. Well, looking her actual age. And that’s got the 52-year-old hopping mad. Well, okay. She’s more punching mad if that’s a real thing. MADONNA, SMASH.
We’re probably going to get our faces smashed in for just mentioning this. So forgive us for typing this on our iPhones while hiding behind the hecklerspray High School bike sheds. We’re going to tell you lovely folk about Madonna’s ropey-armed rage attack after unauthorised images from her recent Dolce & Gabbana campaign were release to her embarrassment. And then we’re going to run for the hills leaving nothing but clouds of dust and urine stains behind us.
From the Chicago Sun-Times:
Apparently when Madonna spied those unretouched photos of her from a Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign, leaked on the Internet, the superstar went super-crazy with anger. As a result there’s an intense investigation under way to discover who was responsible for letting the world see the Material Mom looking so haggard.
The ‘unretouched’ photos wouldn’t be the biggest deal, if this didn’t happen every single time Madonna shot one of these campaigns.
We’re not kidding.
Each time the singer poses for a shoot, within days, there’s a scandal about the obnoxious amounts of Photoshop it takes to make her look human/ female/ under 105-years-old.
Don’t misunderstand. She looks perfectly fine in the daily candids showing her feeding from the life-force of her 20-something boy-toys. She doesn’t, however, look fine in the leaked images. She looks positively ghoulish in some of them; gaunt, pale and veiny.
And not the acceptable, Angelina Jolie-like, gaunt, pale and veiny.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so hooray for that.
Darolo says
Most die-hard Madonna fans saw these pics months ago. They are all outtakes. The one presently being used by the media for comparison ie untouched/ retouched is the photo of M supposedly Reading a love letter. She was asked by Stefano to appear upset. He said he was amazed that she immediately began uncontrollable and genuine sobbing. This caused her to have red, puffy eyes etc. Anyone who saw M filming recently in London, NYC or France would have seen her without make-up. Most people were astonished at just how good she looks! I’d like to see Gaga or Britney at 52!!!
Madonna is mad because the so-called untouched photos have, in fact,been touched up to make her look bad!! OK so she has veins, but they are nothing like that obvious unless she’s been doing strenuous exercise ( the woman is an athlete so that’s not surprising) .However to me this is pretty typical of the way the media treats Madonna. Sharon Stone can appear virtually naked and very retouched in a photoshoot for a well known fashion magazine last year. The response was “doesn’t she look bloody marvellous at nearly 53!!
Madonna is so maligned yet she goes on and on despite the criticism! I applaud Madonna. She’s beautiful, intelligent, talented and kind. Long live the Quern!!!
T says
This is some of the most laughable horribly written garbage I’ve ever read. As if this hasn’t happened before and like Madonna even gives a fuck about some unflattering pics out there? This isn’t even a speck in her universe, it only is for total losers like who wrote this crap. The only thing more funny is the pathetic pussy douchebag who has the free time to write such complete lame ass bullshit. Try getting off the computer and get a fucking life jackoff.
Liz says
Madonna has been photographed millions of times over the years so why is this news? she previously posed for D & G which she has done before big deal! She remains one of the most beautiful women in the world!
LOL @ Amy Grindhouse, I smell a jealous biotch who has no substance, style, or class!
shle896 says
These “before” pictures are more doctored than the “airbrushed” ones. Don’t believe everything you see on the internet. This is not unlike about a year ago when pictures were floating around that made Madonna look like Karen Carpenter on a meth binge, but HELLO, they’re FAKE!
Madonna looks awesome for 52. Why do we all expect Madonna because she’s 52 to dress like she’s headed for the nursing home? It would be nice if we could stop tearing people down for a change.
Aussie Boi says
Madonna is greater than God.
She introduced the world to Jesus.
Lourdes have Mercy.
Jesus became Madonna’s next Guy
Until then, no one knew who Jesus was.
Lourdes have Mercy.
Go back in time; Madonna’s is always there.
Feels like she’s been around for thousands of years.
Lourdes have Mercy.
Madonna and Jesus.
David is in the bible too.
Rocco was forgotten.
Poor Guy.
Lourdes have Mercy.
Wembly Fraggle says
Darolo
‘Long live the Quern’? Is that not an unappetising, stringy, vegetarian thing? Oh yeah…I see your point.
Stella says
The degree of Madonna’s “beauty” is directly proportional to the quality of males she managed to tweedle into shagging with her for money.
seascaping says
LoL – too funny! “She looks perfectly fine in the daily candids showing her feeding from the life-force of her 20-something boy-toys.” LoL