Typically, I would start this post with an “Ugh, white people,” but tbh, as I have to keep reminding you, I’m white. I’m super white and I know without a shadow of a doubt that TLC sang the 90’s mega jam, “Waterfalls.” I legit have a TLC candle on my office desk. It was a gift from my friend Aryn for my 30th birthday.
Karlie Kloss is one of those next level rich, millennial white girls. Like, they’re so rich and white that they hang out with Taylor Swift’s “squad” and rap all the wrong words to “Forgot about Dre” and probably think that’s like Dr. Dre’s first song because he decided to release his own album after discovering Eminem or some shit.