Matthew Broderick Killed a Mother and Daughter
People fucking love Matthew Broderick. I mean, the guy was Ferris Bueller! But you know who probably doesn’t love him? The guy whose wife and daughter he killed. That’s right, back in his prime in the 1980’s, Matthew Broderick was driving in the wrong lane and smashed head on into another car, killing a woman and her daughter. His punishment? A $175 ticket. I am not even fucking kidding you. Ferris Bueller’s day off, indeed.
Sooz says
Wasn’t Divine Brown the Hugh Grant hooker?
XeniaO says
Hey, I remember every one of those– in fact, several of them are among my top fun fatcs to throw out there when corraled into inane celeb-themed conversation. And let’s not forget Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini (wasn’t she going to do the whole one-name thing? CHERYL!?) bitch slapping a ladies room attendance whilst hurling racial epithets; admittedly it’s a less useful bit of info, since including me there are only 5 or 10 people in the States who give a fuck about Nicola’s and Kimberly’s BFF, but still….
Also, Sooz, you are correct, Divine Brown was the Huge Grant hooker, and AFAIK not transsexual.
Dave12G says
I feel your vibes, but the Kanye part, you must be kidding, there is nothing wrong if a man speaks the truth, if you are so politically correct that you can’t hear the truth keep your ears closed and don’t spread ***t.