In the immortal words of Regina George: “Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.” But you can go ahead and substitute ‘fetch’ for ‘fur-lined Birkenstocks’ because they aren’t going to happen either.?
A wise man once said that money can’t buy taste. It’s a blessing in disguise that us regular Joe’s don’t have to worry about buying ugly and expensive things, so it’s our civic duty to remind the rich folk that just because something is expensive, doesn’t mean it looks good. Let’s proceed, shall we?