Classy children’s author and stain on the pants of society, Katie Price, has insisted that she would never have sex on the first date.
Stop laughing.
Yes,the horse lover (and horse killer), formally known as ?Jordan,?turned?up on Loose Women to talk about how she’s not the kind of girl who does that kind of thing, despite the fact she pumped the virginity right out of Gareth Gates in a London Hotel in 2002.
We remember things you see. ?We also remember that sex tape she made. (Google it you perverts, we’re not here to help you sin.)
Speaking with her voice she said:
“I’m not into doing the one night thing. It’s like, how long do you leave it before you do it?”
“Because I always think if you are going to give it to them straight away, then they think that you’re a dirtbag, and I’m not a dirtbag even though I want to jump into bed with them.”
*cough* dirtbag *cough*
With a list of ex partners, longer than Peter Andre’s remote control sized penis and her last victim boyfriend Leandro Penna, now broken and back in?Argentina, she admits she finds it easy to fall in love.
“Even if I’m trying to be cool then I’ll either be really shy and I can’t eat in front of them or I don’t know, I go all silly. I’m an absolute nightmare.”
Yes you are. A great big Wes Craven style nightmare, THAT NEVER, EVER ENDS.
She just kept talking.
“People think that I’m this strong bolshy girl, but I’m not. I’m gullible, I fall head over heels, but I’d rather be like that than not like that.”
AND TALKING.
“I don’t like to play games, I can’t be bothered with that, I’m too old for that now. If I’m going to text them and if they don’t text or call back then I’ve got to the point whereby I don’t want to play games, if you’re not interested and you try and play games and make me keen on you and be cool, forget it, I’m not interested. If you like someone go for it, life’s too short.”
And you lot said she didn’t write her own novels. ?SHAME ON YOU.
So there you have it.
We have no idea what to do with this news either.