Katie Price loves horses. This is mainly because they don’t talk back to her or give her hassle about her terrifying face, which has been manufactured by the world’s worst plastic surgeons, determined to make her look like a Hubba Bubba/gallstone hybrid.
However, she has had some trouble with horses, notably the ones that the wheels of her car crushed to death!
That’s right! The Artist Formerly Known As Peter Andre’s Wife has been involved in a car crash that killed two runaway stallions. The tragic news is that the former Jordan has got whiplash.
Apparently, Price was riding with her fella – some douche called Leandro Penna – in her jeep, which collided with the horses, one of them smashing through the windscreen.
Now, you may well be thinking that Price is so dead-inside, that she asked Penna to chase a bunch of hosses around a field in their 4×4 in some grisly game of death-tag, just for kicks… but you’d be wrong wouldn’t you? What actually happened is that the creatures leapt over a fence and directly in front of the vehicle, being killed instantly as well as writing-off the jeep.
It appears the animals no longer wanted to live in a world where Katie Price was considered a celebrity. The people most upset about all this though are the camera crew who were passengers at the time. They’re all wildly inconsolable because they weren’t filming at the time.
Katie said, without moving her face once:
“It was absolutely terrifying. It all happened in a flash and I have absolutely no idea how I wasn’t badly injured. I feel so lucky, but more than anything I’m just distraught about the horses. It was so upsetting.”
A spokesperson for Price confirmed the accident had happened and two horses had been killed, before breaking into a moving tribute, which can be heard here.
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Jen says
lol @ “It appears the animals no longer wanted to live in a world where Katie Price was considered a celebrity.”