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Weekend Box Office: Plastic Gonks More Popular Than Tom Cruise

by Stuart Heritage

Hey everyone, ready for Tom Cruise’s big comeback? Sure you are. After all, you’ve been very patient so far.

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Tom Cruise Inevitably Makes Disappointing Les Grossman Film

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when Tropic Thunder came out and everyone was all like “Hey, Tom Cruise has got a HILARIOUS cameo”?

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Kate Holmes Dresses Up Like A Twonk, Bumps Into Ex

by Anna Thompson

It’s happened to all of us, the best of us, the worst of us, and the even the ones sitting awkwardly in the middle.

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Katie Holmes’ Womb Possibly Forced to Harbour a Baby Scientologist

by Amy Grindhouse

Katie Holmes’ womb is marginally more famous than she, so let’s examine it for a moment.

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Famous People Who Would NEVER Cheat On You

by Josh Burt

The main problem with famous people is that they have such trouble keeping their underpants on. Everyone’s at it these days. It’s all sex here, sex over there, more sex here again. Do an interview, have a bit of sex. Sing a song, then have sex. Go to an awards show, have sex with someone [...]

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Stars To Keep An Eye On In 2010

by Josh Burt

Unsurprisingly, much of the new year press was crammed with new names to look out for during the next twelve months. Some of these journalists, we’re pretty sure, were just making names up for a joke. Well, the joke is on you, imaginary showbusiness journalist with your shiny hair, because guess what? We’re still obsessed with [...]

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Tom Cruise Is Hungry For Placenta Again

by Stuart Heritage

Good news Suri Cruise – before too long, you’ll stop being the smallest member of the Cruise family.

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Will Ferrell Earns Much More Money Than He Should: Official

by Stuart Heritage

This is just a hunch, but we’re expecting Will Ferrell to be named as People’s sexiest man alive next year.

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Paul Haggis Throws His Dummy Out Of Scientology’s Pram

by Stuart Heritage

Paul Haggis isn’t just the bald film director responsible for writing the worst James Bond film ever, you know.

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The 20 Most Awesome Movie Cameos Ever

by hecklerspray staff

Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative [...]

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