Tom Cruise is a Scientlogist. That’s all he is now. He used to be an actor and pin-up, but now he’s just a religious nutter, the same as all the other religious nutters around the world. As such, no-one really trusts him anymore.
That’s not stopped people wanting to hire him for films though, as it has been reported that he’s to star in a post-apocalyptic, film called Oblivion.
It would appear that our Tom is more than happy to believe in the aliens that birthed his make-believe religious group but, alas, also happy to chase them around and kill them in the name of movie making.
The film will be directed by Tron: Legacy big-cheese Joseph Kosinski and will be set on a barren Earth, with all the humans living in the clouds above.
Of course, Tommy boy won’t be having a nice time in the sky with all the meek. He’ll be a perfectly toothed soldier who finds himself on Earth with some aliens to kill.
We suspect there’ll be a beautiful woman involved in some way, hired with Tom’s approval (which effectively means that she’ll be shorter than him, making her a dwarf of some kind – we’re hoping for Jeanette Krankie).
Either way, it doesn’t really matter because no-one will end up watching the thing, for fear of the story being some kind of naked propaganda for the Church of Scientology.
No-one wants that, apart from the dead-hearted swine who sign up to such things.*
(*Scientologists, please note – we reserve the same mocking sneers for all religions, especially Catholicism, so don’t start complaining about being single out and picked on, okay? Complain to your Thetan friends about how unfunny our jokes are instead, okay?)
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jim.wills says
Thank you for the courage to print the truth! People do not have a problem with “religion” they DO have a problem with the malicious control center that hides behind “Scientology Church” and Tom Cruise is not trustworthy. They do the *exact opposite* of what they pretend to believe, including theft, spying, and trying smear and slime great people!
Please do yourselves a favor give “Scientology Black Propaganda” and “Office of Special Affairs” — THAT is who these fake promoted “celebrities” are a front for.
NewYork Gal says
No kidding! Attorney Gur Finkelstein, who REPRESENTS the Scientology Center in Israel has been indicted on 11 counts …allegations that include murder and blowing up a Scientology building (that he represents!) to blame and smear innocents.
Tom Cruise is a fruit cake phony. I googled “OSA” Also check out “Tom Cruise Paulette Cooper”
Dan says
Personally I boycott anything I know is connected to Scientology. I can’t stand the thought of one penny of my money going to hold people as virtual slaves and harass those that speak against it. That said, I do feel sorry for Tom… he’s just as brainwashed as the rest. Another victim of the UFO cult.
HecklerSchmeckler says
Good that you carry so much weight with audiences.
Aliens! Fighting! A few gas or diesel oil explosions!
Damn, dude! (Dudette?) What could be better?
Even so, it will have to go some to beat 2010’s “Predators” with Adrien Brody!
Luke says
Truly pathetic comments…
For once i would like some intellectuals having true opinions on scientology not just stupid spam stuff like this….
Si Sharp says
No you wouldn’t, you’d like opinions that you agree with. Your use of the slightly creepy phrase “true opinions” speaks volumes.
Cookie Monster says
I have a true opinion on Scientology. Do you want to hear it, Luke? It starts with the premise that Hubbard was a failure at everything he did – making him an especially exceptional brand of idiotic, fumbling moron with a penchant for compulsive lying – except, of course, his defining work, which was relieving fools of their money.