we're not ashamed to admit we quite like Rob Lowe. We've forgiven him all that St. Elmo?s Fire pretty-boy nonsense now that he's starting to look agreeably rumpled, he was good at striding down corridors and talking quickly on the West Wing and we're impressed with his surprisingly good comic timing.
And be honest with yourselves ? if you had the opportunity to simultaneously have sex with two members of the opposite gender, you'd make bloody sure you video-taped the event as well.
Although probably best to make sure they're both of legal age and not let the tape get leaked to the press or anything. But do you know what we really like about him? He chinned Tom Cruise!
We would pay good money to have seen the moment when Lowe ?accidentally? launched the tiny, squinty-eyed chipmunk-toothed king of boring films Tom Cruise during the rehearsal of a fight scene on the set of 1983 movie The Outsiders.
What we don't understand is why he's only mentioning it now. We?d have been shouting it from the rooftops for the past 28 years. According to Rob, after ?accidentally? smacking Tom Cruise:
?We all beat the living s**t out of one another. We really did. I got one clean shot on Tom, and Tom is such a competitive lunatic – which is what I love about him – but the next thing you know he’s ready to kill me!?
It's unclear who came out the better of this, as Rob went on to perplexingly state:
?He’s a whole lot of guy. It’s like the United States and China right now. If you treat China like a foe surely she will become one. It was all good.?
Really, Rob? Like, what?
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