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You! Buy Snoop Dogg’s Non-Golden Garden Shed! On eBay!

by Shawn Lindseth

Do the 18″ spinning rims on your lawn mower get rain-spotted because you don’t have any kind of a structure to keep it in? Is your rake plated in gold but you’d never know it because it got lost under a pile of leaves last fall due to piss poor tool organisation? Whenever you’re in [...]

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 27 November 2008

by Stuart Heritage

9 – Oh, but what about the frogs? – Kontraband

8 – Hooray for potentially deadly car crashes, especially when they’re set to music like this! – YouTube

7 – Truck falls on man. Man doesn’t die – I Am Bored

6 – MONKEY IN A BATH! – National Geographic

5 – What do you call a man with bricks on his head? A colossal dimwit – Evilchili

4 – Blockbuster starts a home download service. To ease the transition, all movies downloaded in the first year will skip, jam up and come in a virtual box that smells like it was once used as a tiny cat litter tray – Movies.sc

3 – A list of IQs by profession. Hey truck drivers! This isn’t a particularly good day to be you – Neatorama

2 – Still, it’s good to see that Snoop Dogg hasn’t lost any of his gangsta credentials, isn’t it – Comedy

1 – You will never, ever, be even a tenth as cool as this lizard – YouTube

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Snoop Dogg Fails to Get Arrested on Drug Charge

by Ian Dransfield

You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they’re like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid. Which is exactly what ol’ D-O-double G Snoop Dogg has gone and done. Or, more accurately – has gone and not done. It’s a [...]

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David Beckham Turns Gangster On Our Asses

by Matthew Laidlow

There comes a point in everyone’s life when they need a change. Some people might think of switching their job to get that tingly feeling of happiness back. Others however might do something a bit more drastic and alter their body.

In the case of Michael Jackson, he went from black to white overnight. Other people like Puff Daddy change their name to even stranger things like P Diddy. And now another idiot is going to do the same given the advice from another moron.

Say hello to D-Beck, courtesy of Snoop Dogg.

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Snoop Dogg Is An Idiot

by Paul Sorrenti

When it comes to telling people about good weed, Snoop Dogg is the man. Or, if you wanna be street like hecklerspray, then he’s da man – right kids?

Either way he’d clearly be a good man to turn to in times of need – you’ve got to give him his dues. Also, if you ever felt yourself thinking “I really want to listen to someone who can spell out their name in a variety of different ways,” then Snoop Dogg is definitely da man – he has spent his entire career seemingly doing little else than pushing back the boundaries of that particular art form – you really do have to give him his dues.

But is Snoop Dogg da man to turn to when looking for advice on the Democratic preliminaries? Shall we find out? Yeah, let’s find out.

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Snoop Dogg And David Beckham To ‘Save Lives’ Somehow

by C J Davies

Snoop Dogg, it would seem, is getting ever more anxious to shed that bad-boy image of his.

Let’s face it: that’s going to be a tall order. After countless years of inspiring legions of lower middle class Colchester teenagers to believe that smoking the odd joint makes them ‘street’ and that their ten-year-old Vauxhall Nova is actually some sort of pimpmobile, it’s a long rocky road to salvation he faces.

So who has he dragged in to help? Which brain-bulging luminary has old Dogg decided will provide him with the best chance to turn his life around?

David Beckham, that’s who.

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