Do the 18″ spinning rims on your lawn mower get rain-spotted because you don’t have any kind of a structure to keep it in? Is your rake plated in gold but you’d never know it because it got lost under a pile of leaves last fall due to piss poor tool organisation? Whenever you’re in the Home Depot do you think your experience would be better if only the air was a touch more skunky?
Well have we got good news for you – You may be able to solve all those issues soon with the help of Snoop Doggy Dogg. He’s selling his old garden shed on eBay. That’s right, on eBay – so someone like you can help keep up hip hop’s proud tradition of extremely precise lawn care.
Now right off the bat you may think there’s absolutely no need to purchase Snoop’s old backyard tool shed. You may even think that although it looked real nice in the rapper’s backyard it would probably just crowd your livingroom.
To that we say this – don’t lose this chance so foolishly. After all, this is the same garden shed Snoop was wearing when he infamously got kicked out of Heathrow, and its the same shed he was wearing while he did almost a literal 1000 hours of community service for something or other.
Still not convinced it’d be a smart buy? But it’s for charity you selfish boob. As E! Online puts it:
“The hip-hop star is putting his favorite old backyard haunt?where he’s done some serious woodshedding over the years to craft some of his biggest hits and hang out with some of music’s brightest luminaries?on the eBay auction block to raise funds for Snoop’s Youth Football League.
“”I’ve had this shed since tha turn of tha century,” Snoop tells E! News. “I’ve beaten over 1,000 people in Madden in it, watched football game tape, seen the Lakers win championships, and, most of all, written hits in it.””
And if that still doesn’t convince you the Dogg is prepared to sweeten the deal by throwing in the butler that’s been permanently assigned to the building for at least the past two years. And if you act now you can get a free diamond encrusted carrot peeler. It sounds tacky but it actually looks quite nice.
Surely by now you must be wondering where you can buy such a fine backyard product while financially contributing to little boys in padding tackling each other. Well, the link is right here.
Better click fast – its already over $1000.
With an option to rent to own.
What a cool idea. Keep the legend alive! Wish I had the money for that.
this is so awesome! the bid ended at 5600!
Snoop is such a great guy! He’s donating all the money to his little league. Here’s more information about how it went and about Snoop
i wonder what the person who bought it did with the shed?
wow….5600. That’s crazy!
That is crazy but sooooooo good!!
Nice work Snoop! He’s already spent a mill on getting that league together. Mad props!