Remember when Charlie Sheen was an amusing trainwreck? Sadly, Sheeno became self-aware and, after a brief imperial moment when everyone thought he could walk on water, everyone got very tired of him and wished that he’s start on the drugs again.
No interviews – just drugs.
Well, despite the fact that his flash-in-the-pan revival has dissipated, that hasn’t stopped him from jumping up and down on our collective bed shouting “ME! ME! ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT CHARLIE SHEEN! OVER HERE! ME! I CAN DO A FORWARD ROLL! ME!”, or, in reality, started work on a record with Snoop Dogg who will put his name to anything, provided the money is right.
Of course, Snoop will be missing the recently departed Nate Dogg and there’s a bit of us all that would like Charlie Sheen to fill Nate’s boots – mainly the expiring from a massive stroke thing.
Anyway, while this Snoop/Sheen thing sounds kinda funny, there is some awful, awful news.
Charlie Sheen was pictured in the studio with Snoop Dogg and… here’s the depressing part… someone who has something to do with puny, posing Nu Metallers, Korn (Rob Patterson is the name, should you be the kind of dipstick who likes them).
“Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within”
Jesus, Joseph and Mary – this is getting incredibly tiresome isn’t? Should we put the scuppers on any Sheen articles as of now, or do you all want to witness each slide toward his inevitable and premature death?
Answers on a postcard to the usual address.