Remember when Charlie Sheen was an amusing trainwreck? Sadly, Sheeno became self-aware and, after a brief imperial moment when everyone thought he could walk on water, everyone got very tired of him and wished that he’s start on the drugs again.
No interviews – just drugs.
Well, despite the fact that his flash-in-the-pan revival has dissipated, that hasn’t stopped him from jumping up and down on our collective bed shouting “ME! ME! ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT CHARLIE SHEEN! OVER HERE! ME! I CAN DO A FORWARD ROLL! ME!”, or, in reality, started work on a record with Snoop Dogg who will put his name to anything, provided the money is right.
Of course, Snoop will be missing the recently departed Nate Dogg and there’s a bit of us all that would like Charlie Sheen to fill Nate’s boots – mainly the expiring from a massive stroke thing.
Anyway, while this Snoop/Sheen thing sounds kinda funny, there is some awful, awful news.
Charlie Sheen was pictured in the studio with Snoop Dogg and… here’s the depressing part… someone who has something to do with puny, posing Nu Metallers, Korn (Rob Patterson is the name, should you be the kind of dipstick who likes them).
Sheen wrote:
“Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within”
Jesus, Joseph and Mary – this is getting incredibly tiresome isn’t? Should we put the scuppers on any Sheen articles as of now, or do you all want to witness each slide toward his inevitable and premature death?
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LEAVE CHARLIE SHEEN ALONE says
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Charlie after all he has been through!
He lost his aunt, he went through three divorces. He had five fuckin kids.
He turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he’s going through a custody battle. All you people care about is
Lisa says
Agree.
I am not tired or fed up with Charlie Sheen i am really tired and fed up with all these pseudo “media columnist” “media bloggers” and their bashing articles about the guy.
If you don’t like him (well even if you don’t know him and actually really don’t know what is going on his life but whatever..) or don’t like what he is doing (that i can understand in a way) stop writing about him, the constant judgemental holier than thou articles about his demise or that he should “go away” or other nonsense whereas you can’t stop speaking about him make you desperate, pointless and pathetic Mof Gimmers and co.
CatWhisperer says
OMG, I really do hope you all are kidding. Do you not realize this crazy ass does not want to be left alone? He prances about, shrieking at any camera within a 500 miles radius, acting like a complete idiot. Of course he wants to be in the limelight and being a crazy psycho is the only way he is gonna get any attention now!
If he really cared about any of those 5 kids he has, he would go get some damn help and stop being such a pig in front of any camera that’ll have him!
And they are asking if we WANT to keep reading stories about him or not. I say bring it on, its a good study in abnormal psychology right here in true life!
Thanks Hecklers’s!
JoeMomma says
Sadly, Charlie Sheen’s got bi-polar. Thats why he should be left alone.
But for the first two dimwits. Really, rabid Charlie Sheen fans? Who knew!? I wonder if I”’ have rabid fans as well when I become famous. If only I could be as 1/2 as famous as Mof or Stu H. A man can dream. But for now, I’ll live in my diamond mansion drinking unicorn tears.
OH wtf says
Oh Dear Christ on a rubber crutch, you’ve simply got to be fucking kidding me right? One that Chuggin Charlie is rappin with snoop dog, 2nd that any moron with a brain is defending this walking pharmacy. Jesus it’s like the MJ fan nuts all over again. Charlie was fun, but now all he is an attention hound humping the corporate leg. He’s an adult money slut. Now sit the f down and shut up.
gilbert wham says
Fucking hell, I knew Jackson fans were crazy, but so are Crazy Charlie’s fans? I suppose it should come as no surprise. Is there a crossover? A mingling of the tribes?
And how, exactly, is one expected to be ‘dealt with’ by your good self? Unless you’ve finally discovered the means to punch people over the Internet, in which case we must forget our differences, work together, and release this technology at once for the Good of Humanity.
Cookie Monster says
I think he exhibits the symptoms of unipolarity; his entire being is focused on his pole.
Ah-thankya.
dave says
I think that is a deliberate parody of the leave britney alone youtube video.
Bless says
There are a lot of people going thru but, there not acting like Charlie Sheen.
Take a look the News people loss jobs, homes, cars, .
If he not well right now get help. He all over the internet and tv.