When it comes to telling people about good weed, Snoop Dogg is the man. Or, if you wanna be street like hecklerspray, then he’s da man – right kids?
Either way he’d clearly be a good man to turn to in times of need – you’ve got to give him his dues. Also, if you ever felt yourself thinking "I really want to listen to someone who can spell out their name in a variety of different ways," then Snoop Dogg is definitely da man – he has spent his entire career seemingly doing little else than pushing back the boundaries of that particular art form – you really do have to give him his dues.
But is Snoop Dogg da man to turn to when looking for advice on the Democratic preliminaries? Shall we find out? Yeah, let’s find out.
In an interview with CNN’s Larry King – aired on Friday 9pm – Snoop Dogg said:
“I just want to see somebody win in the best interest of America — whether it be [Obama], a black man, or whether it be Hillary, a woman, either one is a great move for America.”
Just like to thank Snoop there for confirming to any doubters out there that Hilary Clinton is indeed a woman. Keep going Dogg:
“We need change. We need somebody in there that's about listening to the people and representing the people. I think both of the candidates will do that.”
Can you actually believe this man duetted with Rage Against the Machine? What were they thinking? Sorry, Dogg, keep going:
“In the past we had presidential candidates like [Rev.] Jesse Jackson. We didn't really think he can win. Right now people feel like this man could really win. He's got the right thing going for him. He's got the right conversation.”
That’s all very well, but could you try and be a bit more vague?
“He's in line with the right scenario to win. Whether he wins or loses, he made a great step for black America by even stepping to the table and pulling off something like this – I'm not down with the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I represent the Gangsta Party."
Yes. He represents the Gangsta party, who – it turns out – vote for the Democratic Party. The Democrats – a party who have invested millions upon millions in the war against drugs, and have been known to give marijuana dealers sentences that outstretch that of a paedophile. How do you spell sell-out, Snoop? We’re sure you can think of some ways.
If you remain a fan of Snoop, even after this career-ending article, then you may be interested to know that he releases his ninth studio album, Ego Trippin, on March 17, which may include the rapping skills of David Beckham.
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Skeet McGarnicle says
I’d just wanna say i am still a fan and this ‘Paul Sorrenti’s article whats been written has not affected my mind and that no matter what ‘paul sorrenti’ thinks about him i think he is a brilliant artist and i respect his opinions on everythang and im gonna vote for whoever snoop votes for and i dont care what ‘paul sorrenti’ thinks cos he’s a playa hater and can go fuck his mother!
skeet skeet,
skeet
John says
Wow, you’re almost as well spoken as the “Dogg” himself. Good for you Mc.
anonymous says
Snoop Dogg is an idiot. One of the biggest celebrity idiots ive ever seen. But not for the reason you just said on this website, although I see where you’re going.
fonestar says
Yes, a convicted felon who barely beat a murder rap. Brags about exploiting women (hustlin’) and killing people. Just the type of person you would seek out for political advice or have your kids idolize.
Way to go America!