by Stuart Heritage
Transformers 2 is undoubtedly going to be one of the biggest movies of 2009. Well, OK, maybe not ‘biggest’.
Maybe we meant ‘loudest’. Or ‘most pointless’. Or something. Look, anyway, none of this matters because there’s a brand-new teaser trailer for Transformers 2 after the jump, and we’re about to show it to you – while giving you the full lowdown on it – after the jump.
Alternatively, if you’ve seen the first Transformers movie, you might not want to bother watching the Transformers 2 trailer. It’s exactly the same. Exactly. Seriously, we’re not joking. Avoid the Transformers 2 trailer like the plague. You’re not listening, are you?
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by Stuart Heritage
People say that Shia LaBeouf should stay away from cars, but really they just mean the movie Transformers.
Because, really, Transformers was pants. But, anyway, now Shia LaBeouf really does have to keep away from cars – he’s had his driving licence suspended for a year following that crash of his last summer.
But just because Shia LaBeouf faces a year without driving a car, it’s no great loss – he’s just as skilled at riding motorcycles and swinging around on monkey vines and being carried by big ants and however else he travelled around in that bloody awful Indiana Jones film.
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