Articles tagged with: Shia LaBeouf
Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Shia LaBeouf Keeps His Finger, Loses His Shot as New Indy. Rest of the World: Happy at Outcome.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
Morgan Freeman Has a Car Accident: is ‘Recovering’
Unfortunately, it's not a DVD outtake for Driving Miss Daisy - that would be much easier to make light of. No - Morgan Freeman is the latest to be involved in the so-called 'curse' of The Dark Knight, after he was involved in a car accident on Sunday night, which officials referred to as 'serious'. The 71-year-old actor will require surgery on a shattered elbow, as well as time for other less serious injuries to his neck and shoulder to heal. While initial reports said Freeman was in a serious state, these have since rescinded and he is expected to make a comfortable, if slow, recovery from his injuries.
Unfortunately, it's not a DVD outtake for Driving Miss Daisy - that would be much easier to make light of. No - Morgan Freeman is the latest to be involved in the so-called 'curse' of The Dark Knight, after he was involved in a car accident on Sunday night, which officials referred to as 'serious'. The 71-year-old actor will require surgery on a shattered elbow, as well as time for other less serious injuries to his neck and shoulder to heal. While initial reports said Freeman was in a serious state, these have since rescinded and he is expected to make a comfortable, if slow, recovery from his injuries.
Shia LaBeouf Selfishly Forces Transformers 2 to be Completely (Slightly) Changed
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
Shia LaBeouf’s Car Crash Not Shia LaBeouf’s Fault, Apparently
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Mangled Hand Keeps Him Off Transformers 2
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
Shia LaBeouf Arrested For The Old Glug Glug Vroom Vroom
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
Shia LaBeouf Says Bad Word: World Sheds Crocodile Tears
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
Shia LaBeouf has a daft name, that much most will agree on. It also seems he likes to call his friends daft names to prompt them into striking him in the face. Why 'The Beef' would want to be hit in the face is open to speculation - maybe he saw that Tarzan scene in the new Indy flick one too many times and felt he needed to take some small steps towards making amends. Namely, through violence. Though, let's be honest, it would need more than a simple slap to make up for that abortion of a movie moment.
