Are you a teenager? Chances are you fancy Megan Fox then. She’s effectively an alt.fancy piece as designed on a computer game by young men yet to touch the flesh of another woman, aside from the girls they kinda fancy who they keep punching in the schoolyard.
No right minded adult would lust over Fox because she possesses all the sexual allure of a mop.
Still, that didn’t stop Shia LaBeouf who has admitted that he hooked up with Megan while they were making the Transformers films (read our Transformers 3 review here). Better still, she was probably attached to her now-husband Brian Austin Green at the time.
LaBeouf explains, like a true gent:
“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them.”
“I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”
You could? Really? While she stood motionless and pouting at thin air? Even so, wasn’t she spoken for at the time?
He says (and this isn’t made up):
“I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. It was what it was.”
So that’d be a yes then. Or, possibly, it didn’t happen at all and it is all just a device to stir up interest in Transformers 3. Of course, Fox has been replaced in the film after making comments about Nazis, which is an impressively dumb thing to do in Hollywood.
Now we can all speculate about Shia sticking his Beouf in new Transformer totty Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
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CIA says
This is nowt to do with this story but have you noticed Gimmers that nobody comments on your blogs anymore. Maybe you should get a new job as most of the the other writers seem to get at least a comment or two. Bring back back Heritage. You’re writing style is a pile of wank.
dog wover says
Yep, the hen house was in the Fox