Someone has seriously pissed in Shia LaBeouf’s Cheerios of Life because he has been a major douchebag the last couple of years. Between bar fights, leaking private emails about his costars, and acting like his shit doesn’t stink, LaBeouf has gone from sweet kid to grimy asshole in a very short time.
While in London, LaBeouf was being his usual shmucko self and someone finally had enough and gave him the knee to the groin that he so deserved. But because someone upstairs wants to punish us, no one managed to get this wonderful act on camera.
The ladies involved in the altercation were sisters Ash and Isis Nawaz. It was a quiet evening on the streets of London, and the girls were being classy British ladies a la Kate Middleton, and upchucking their fish and chips all over the sidewalk. LaDouche walked by with a friend and decided that the appropriate response would be to laugh and mock the girls, instead of maybe seeing if they needed any help.
To show even more how much of a nice guy Shia is, he decided to whip out his cell phone and start recording the scene. He probably wanted to post it on TheVine with a Sephia type filter and some pretentious indie band playing in the background like a true hipster.
Of course the girls didn’t appreciate there being visual proof of a night they drank one too many ales, so they asked LaBeouf to back the fuck off their shit. But nobody has been allowed to tell Shia what to do since he was Even Stevens, so of course he gave them a bit ol “Screw you!” and kept right on recording. And like a knight coming out of the darkness, some random ass bystander came over and gave Shia a nice uppercut to his smug ass face.
However, the cherry on top of the ass kicking sundae was the guy then went a step further and kneed LaBeouf in his shrimpy dick. Some bodyguards from a nearby club came over, Shia gimped away like the bitch he is, and the heavens sang a little bit louder.
The puking sister, Ash, completely lost what little respect she had left though when she told The Sun magazine that had she realized it was Shia, she would have happily let him continue to record her.
“I only realised it was Shia after he’d been beaten up. If I’d known, I’d have let him film me as much as he liked. I have a massive crush on him.”
And with that nauseating admission, Ash deserved a cunt punt too from that random dude.