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Pamela Anderson: Now Not As Pregnant As Hoped

by Stuart Heritage

Stop, stop, stop – take the bunting down, unwrap the Larry The Hepatitis Monkey toy you’ve just bought, because Pamela Anderson isn’t pregnant.

Yes, we know we just said that Pamela Anderson was pregnant, but that’s because we thought she was and, well, the thought of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s genes colliding to create an unborn baby with the potential to become an internet sex tape Olympian was just too darn exciting.

Pamela Anderson’s blog, you see, has the word ‘no’ written on it. Twice. So that’s another hope of ours dashed.

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Pamela Anderson: Not As Infertile As Hoped

by hecklerspray staff

You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson, folks.

Why, you ask? Because Pamela Anderson has an uncanny knack for being dysfunctional enough to keep herself in the media, but not enough to paint her face like a clown and die of drugs, or have to pee in a cup for a judge and get her kids taken away. She’s classy, alright.

And now she’s stepped it up a notch. Pamela Anderson is reportedly pregnant with her latest find of a pervert husband, Rick Solomon, which makes sense because daddy’s got to have an heir to his illustrious sex-tape fortune.

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Pamela Anderson’s Salomon Divorce Off Already

by Stuart Heritage

Pamela Anderson now gets divorced with such tick-tock regularity that it’s become almost reassuring – so when Pamela Anderson tries to work out the differences with her husbands instead of just ditching them, it’s a bit weird.

No, it’s worse than weird. It’s wrong. Although it was reported yesterday that Pamela Anderson was ready to fulfil her duties as an out-of-touch celebrity bimbette by divorcing her most recent husband Rick Salomon after two months of happy marriage, the latest news is that perhaps Pamela Anderson won’t get divorced after all. A post on Pamela Anderson’s blog that worryingly reads “We’re working things out…” has caused suspicions that she’s already having second thoughts. So let’s hope that Pam comes to her senses and completes her divorce soon, because we’re pretty sure that a lasting Pamela Anderson marriage will upset the natural order of things and make the moon fall out of the sky and the seas boil.

Pamela Anderson now gets divorced with such tick-tock regularity that it's become almost reassuring - so when Pamela Anderson tries to work out the differences with her husbands instead of just ditching them, it's a bit weird. No, it's worse than weird. It's wrong. Although it was reported yesterday that Pamela Anderson was ready to fulfil her duties as an out-of-touch celebrity bimbette by divorcing her most recent husband Rick Salomon after two months of happy marriage, the latest news is that perhaps Pamela Anderson won't get divorced after all. A post on Pamela Anderson's blog that worryingly reads "We're working things out..." has caused suspicions that she's already having second thoughts. So let's hope that Pam comes to her senses and completes her divorce soon, because we're pretty sure that a lasting Pamela Anderson marriage will upset the natural order of things and make the moon fall out of the sky and the seas boil.
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Pamela Anderson Files For Divorce From One Of Her Husbands

by Shawn Lindseth

Pamela Anderson has made some mistakes in her life. She got that Barb Wire tattoo before she knew there wasn’t a franchise a’ brewin’, she quit Home Improvement before Tim Allen could secure her a role in either of those Toy Story movies. Perhaps most importantly, she didn’t sleep with a drunken David Hasselhoff even after he told [...]

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