by David Schwartz
It’s the show which launched Pamela Anderson’s career and got The Hoff back on to our screens – but Baywatch wasn’t all bad. In fact, just as long as you forget about the pathetic acting and dodgy dialogue – it was really rather good. Good, that is, as in we got to get a good [...]
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by Stuart Heritage
With her rural upbringing, lax attitude to interpersonal sex education and hooters, Sarah Palin’s biggest fan should be Pamela Anderson.
But that doesn’t seem to be the case. Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin. She hates Sarah Palin’s stance on hunting, she hates Sarah Palin’s creationist beliefs and she hates Sarah Palin’s stupid voice, which is all like “Wer wer wer.” In fact, Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin so much that she’s told her to “suck it” on camera.
And when Pamela Anderson tells you to suck it, it’s not a request, it’s an order. Pamela Anderson literally wants you to suck it. Right now. Here and now, on this speedboat, Pamela Anderson wants you to suck it. She’s going to film it as well, so long as you’re cool with it. It’s not like it’s going to end up on the internet or anything.
With her rural upbringing, lax attitude to interpersonal sex education and hooters, Sarah Palin's biggest fan should be Pamela Anderson.
But that doesn't seem to be the case. Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin. She hates Sarah Palin's stance on hunting, she hates Sarah Palin's creationist beliefs and she hates Sarah Palin's stupid voice, which is all like "Wer wer wer." In fact, Pamela Anderson hates Sarah Palin so much that she's told her to "suck it" on camera.
And when Pamela Anderson tells you to suck it, it's not a request, it's an order. Pamela Anderson literally wants you to suck it. Right now. Here and now, on this speedboat, Pamela Anderson wants you to suck it. She's going to film it as well, so long as you're cool with it. It's not like it's going to end up on the internet or anything.
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