Hey pervs! Think about Pamela Anderson’s boobs for a moment. Got a picture of them in your head? That’s right – they’re the ones that mysteriously float half way up her torso, defying gravity like globules of milk in zero-gravity.
Now imagine them spattered with salty fluid. No. Not that kind of fluid you filthy urchins! We’re talking about great salty tears.
That’s right. Here comes the distressing news that Pamela Anderson cried and threw-up all over the place when she first posed for Playboy.
When Anderson first got the phone-call to pose for Playboy, she was understandably stunned. That’s because she didn’t even own a telephone. However, she answered the request and thus started her career as a human that people like looking at when they’re not wearing many clothes.
She said:
?I was so confused. I told my mom about the offer and she said, ?Do it. I'd do it.?
?I was so shy I was sick. They got the cover in the first roll of film because I was in tears thinking, ?Oh my God, this woman, she touched my boob, this is not for me.?
That’s awful isn’t it. A woman, caressing another woman’s breasts while she openly weeps… snot streaming from her nostrils and eyes puffing up and going red, looking for all the world like a pair of inflamed anuses.
However.
?And then, after a while shooting, I became so comfortable they had to stop before I walked out of the studio door nude.?
Aaah! So she’s a natural really! Good news for you onanists, eh? Just imagine all that shame you could’ve missed out on if she hadn’t started enjoying baring her tear-stained bosom!
Speaking of her bust, our Pammy has admitted that she doesn't feel she should have had a tit-enlargement op. She did though, and made a pretty penny as a result. Still, she won’t be going under the knife for other cosmetic reasons.
?I remember being in the gym at Playboy with Kimberley Hefner and we were looking at these pictures and I was going, ?My God ? look at their bodies! They?re great?. And she said, ?Well, you know they have fake boobs?? I could not believe it.
?I went, ?Sign me up, this is not fair. This is not an even playing field? and within two weeks I did it.
?But I don't think I really needed to. And I haven't done anything else and I don't plan to. I hope to age gracefully.?
Chances are, you’re hoping she doesn’t grow old too gracefully, eh? There’s still a leaked sex tape in her yet… provided she doesn’t go and talk about animals rights all the way through it as that would be a major buzzkill.
Unless you’re the kind of sicko who gets off on images of animal pelts being torn from the twitching muscles of living beasties interspersed with images of fellatio.
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