If Pamela Anderson says something is horrifying, then you’re advised to believe her. Why? Well, here we have a woman who has had sex with some of the ugliest humans alive (Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels) and worked for a prolonged period with David Hasselhoff.
And so, when she’s not appearing in panto with a bunch of no-marks in Britain, she’s off to Israel to push a political agenda. That sounds sensible doesn’t it? We all know damn well that this part of the country is not the most stable in terms of politics.
Still, at least she’s getting paid loads of money to prance around while she competes in Israel’s version of Dancing with the Stars.
Pammy is going to push her views on people who probably haven’t asked for them in the name of fur. That’s right, Anderson – who is honorary director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) – is off to Israel to speak about the issue of fur to religious leaders.
She says:
“There are so many alternatives to things.”
“We can be compassionate in our choices.”
Of course, there are some who argue that alternatives to fur are actually very bad for the Earth as they sit in landfills refusing to biodegrade like plastic bags and that the children who work in sweathouses to make fake-fur jackets are treated very badly indeed.
But y’know… cutesy wutesy animals die with fur, so pick the ones you like least, reader. Or, wear nothing. All the time. Like a flasher.
Anderson said she hopes she can inspire a movement on an antifur bill that has been put on hold in Israel over worries that ultra-Orthodox leaders could kick up a massive stink. If you didn’t know, there’s a big trade of fur in Israel because of a penchant for fur hats worn by some men from Hassidic sects on holidays and other festive occasions.
She can only hope that the Orthodox types in Israel don’t make up the majority of the phone-in voters for Dancing With The Stars or her message will be short and sweet.
We wonder if the Israeli equivalent to Craig Revel Horwood is such a wind-up merchant that he’ll appear on every show dressed entirely in clothes made from the faces of every beast from the animal kingdom.