Chris ‘Slugger’ Brown. He’s a really famous guy isn’t he? He’s been welcomed back to the fold after he punched Rihanna so many times that she almost looked unattractive. Almost. You still would’ve, right?
Anyway, ol’ good-with-his-hands Brown has mystifyingly been let-off for domestically abusing one-off all over RiRi’s face, which must provide great hope for Mel ‘I only slapped her because she was mental’ Gibson.
We’re not the only ones who think it a little odd that Team Breezy think that we should just forget about all that punching a woman business because he’s made some awful soul-pop records. Some chap called Andy Levy made a really good joke about Brown’s fondness of caressing a lady’s face with his knuckles, and has since apologised in a way that Brown and his fans won’t like one bit.