For quite some time we’ve suspected that underneath Rihanna’s clothes, she is completely naked.
We haven’t been able to prove it but we’ve been tossing and turning at night, well mainly tossing, deliberating over this issue and hoping one day we’d be in the position to shout from the rooftops of hecklerspray towers, ‘WE WERE RIGHT!!’
This is that day.
Yes, photographs of RiRi IN THE BALDY BUFF have been leaked online by an unknown source and she’s less than happy about it. We on the other hand couldn’t be more delighted.
It seems that before Chris Brown had that unfortunate mishap on Rihanna’s face, the loved-up couple were rather snap happy, texting each other pictures of their front bottoms in bathroom mirrors and just generally being a pair of walking hormones with expensive phones.
On her arrival in Barbados, friends alerted her to the unfortunate news by mobile phone.
Peachy bum said:
“I could barely stand. I went to the first bathroom I saw and just sat in the stall with the door open.”
“People kept coming in and staring at me sitting on the toilet bowl. I was mortified. I didn’t even want to leave the airport.”
Apparently these gifts from God were sent to Chris Brown by ‘accident’ and although the ENTIRE PLANET thinks he leaked them (not by accident) his completely clothed spokesperson said:
“This is both a false and defamatory statement. ?Chris has not released or ‘leaked’ and photos of Rihanna, or anyone else for that matter”
Of course he hasn’t. That would be as mean as punching her in the face wouldn’t it?
Now off you go and look online for the photographs.
Perverts.
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Taffytie says
How much i would like to watch rihanna’s naked photo’s&video’s.because she is always wear’ng tight pants and small shots so please if anyone got those pic’s please send to [email protected]
Taffytie says
How much i would like to watch rihanna’s naked photo’s&video’s.because she is always wear’ng tight pants and small shorts so please if anyone got those pic’s please send to [email protected]