Remember Chris Brown saying that he didn’t punch Rihanna, rather, he ‘mishapped her one’? Well, it appears that Mr Brown has mishapped the back room of the Good Morning America set as well. He’s very unlucky isn’t he?
Behind the scenes of the popular US show, it has been reported that Brown smashed a window, squared up to someone and ran off with no shirt on, after he was asked about his lamping Rihanna one in the eye socket.
Obviously, the best way to show everyone that you’re no longer a violent man is to trash a room and stare someone out, eh readers?
Reportedly, Brown performed one of his dreadful, derivative songs and was then interviewed by Robin Roberts live from the Times Square studio.
Thanks to Brown being hugely dull, it was only a matter of time before questioning started aiming toward his incident with Rihanna. Of course, Brown tried to redirect the questions and talk about his new awful album, but with everyone on Earth (apart from Chris Brown’s obviously insane fans) more interested in the whole domestic violence thing, Roberts continued probe about Brown’s legal issues which arose from the Rihanna incident.
Then, allegedly, Brown spat his ring and threw all his toys out of the pram, barging into his dressing room and screaming so amazingly loud that staff on the show called security. Then, ever the gentleman, Brown promptly smashed with the glass falling onto 43rd and Broadway.
He wasn’t done there either.
By the time security caught up with him, Brown had ripped off his shirt and run off, but not before squaring up to a producer, getting all up in his grill and staring him down.
With Brown being on probation for beating up a woman, he’s required to obey all laws.
Uh-oh.
We eagerly await his mealy mouthed apology on twitter between his tweets about being ‘so tired of everyone’ and having a ‘turtle’s head’ popping out.
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Tom J says
He ripped off his shirt? Do people outside of wrestling actually do that? Now I come to think about it, he does come across as someone who learnt his people skills from WWE.
JoeMomma says
Yeah, I do it all the time. This happened yesterday I sware.
“What do you mean, you can’t make this date. Don’t make me update the project plan! *ripppp off comes the shirt* Come on man… wanna go ? *thumping chest* Yeah I didn’t think so. You finish that code by 5:00pm tomorrow biach! *picking up shirt and walking away*
Keef says
Arrrrgh!!!! My eyes!! My ears!!!! Heeellllpp!
Prolly become a number one.
People are idiots.
Yeah Happens to me too says
Just the other day I ripped my shirt off too, walking asshole in the next cubicle went to Mickey D’s which always gives him gas. Had to fashion a gas mask to survive. But then just like Chris Brown I waited until he was trapped in the elevator and got revenge.
Cookie Monster says
I rarely wear a shirt. My mass of blue chest hair serves as a proper warning to any who might dare cross me. I also rarely wear pants, but that’s a different story.
Emma Touche says
I think that’s so dumb people shouldn’t be judging Chris Brown because of what he did. Yall should be getting mad at Robin or whateva her name is. Becuase she was the dumb one and brought it up in the first place.
Jelly Bean says
That true because she the dumb ass retard who got Chris pissed off. So somebody should just fucking jump her ass when she’s somewhere by herself.
boogerbutt says
I just had sex and it felt so good. she let me put my vag inside of her. she was moaning so hard the nieghbors started having sex and their like 90. So everyone moan hard and it’ll make more people want to have sex.
j dog says
that true dude or dudet or whateva u r.