Once you hit a partner, you’re tarred with the domestic violence brush forever more. Some say that’s a little rough, others think “tough cheese – shoulda thought about that in the first place, thug.”
And one such person is Chris Brown who famously beat the crap out of Rihanna, who we all love (he should’ve picked a target we weren’t bothered about like Prince Andrew or something).
Now, he wants to talk about it all again, calling the whole thing ‘a mishap’.
You read that right. He didn’t hit as such, rather, he mishapped her in the face. Then he accidented her by her hair. He then calamitied her repeatedly on nose while whoopsie-daisying her by the throat.
ALLEGEDLY.
Of course, this isn’t all about him. It’s all about our faults too. We shouldn’t judge someone for being a complete and utter berk.
“People are always gonna talk. But I’m in a positive place. I consider myself a grown-ass man”
“At the end of the day, if I walk around apologizing to everybody, I’m gonna look like a damn fool.”
It would be a start if you made at least one attempt at a sincere apology though, y’know?
And even though some stuck by him, he is stilled kinda peeved that some walked away from him.
“Some people turned away. They don’t want to get involved with it because they don’t want their name attached to anything negative. Unknowingly, they kind of show their true colors when they do that.”
“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”
“The last two years, everybody dissed me, but my fans were so dedicated. The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.”
So Brown wants to be mad at us because we all felt angry that he beat his girlfriend up? Does he want an apology from those people who felt he could never regain their trust again?
Jesus wept. Someone might actually want to let him know that this isn’t really about his feelings. Unless it’s the one the smarted in his knuckles when he had that ‘mishap’.
Still, at least we’ve all seen his long, thin penis, eh?
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Forgiveness says
The word mishap was taken way out of content here. The word in the dictionary is appropriate and is warranted. May God have mercy upon your soul, because hate and unforgiviness will not enter into the kingdom of God. Dont use the Lords name in vain, because JESUS wept for you to.
Opps says
Oh and his bodyguard Big Pat is allegedly under investigation for drugging and raping a young groupie according to another website. All of the details have not come out yet, but when they do…..wow!
Wake Up America says
I must say this young man has gone through alot this past year. People are so quick to say he’s a thug but look at Charlie Sheen! And he’s almost 50 yrs old, Mel Gibson, Sean Penn, and you keep rewarding them with movie deals and shows! Must I say this it doesn’t matter what color you are a thug is a thug and these older men have the nerve to talk about a boy that all of them could have been a father to.
Oh Hell says
Sooooo….forgiveness let’s see the hypocricy in your note. Hate and unforgiviness will not enter the kingdom, so then ole “I beat my bitch” Chris is basically screwed, blued, and tattoo’d (perhaps on that thin little tool of his) cause he’s yet to apologize and ask for forgiveness for his last 3 albums. Jesus on a rubber crutch Christ. I didn’t use the lords name in vain, I described him. Unless of course he meets your hero nutter Chris, then he’d be Jesus on the ground with a bite mark and a black eye Christ.
Arthur ASCii says
> a boy that all of them could have been a father to.
Coming soon to Sky 3; starring Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson & Sean Penn… and introducing Chris Brown: 3 and a half men.
I’d fucking watch that.