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Lady GaGa Leaves Hotel Filled With Blood Like It’s The Shining Or Something

by Mof Gimmers

Oooh, that Lady GaGa is weird isn’t she? She loves letting us all know how weird she is. Or is it needy? We can’t tell the difference anymore. It’s the fault of emo kids. They turned being odd into a lifestyle choice and now we’re all confused. No. Not that kind of confused. Not that [...]

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Lady GaGa Has A Boyfriend So You Can Stop Pretending To Fancy Her Now

by Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga is the ideal woman for… well… most gay men in the world. Apart from those who think she’s cynically milking the gay purse for all it’s worth. Of course, there are straight people and lesbians who fancy her as well, but all that doesn’t matter. Bad news for you guys. See, it appears [...]

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Lady GaGa Is Giving Everyone A Christmas Present – Other Celebs Proven To Be Tight Fisted

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Celebrities! What are you giving us plebs for Christmas? No. We don’t want individual gifts from you. That would be stupid. We want something though because, if you didn’t know, Lady GaGa has got us all something. Yeah. You heard, you tight-fisted, mean-spirited scrooges. You have all that money and time, and what? You’re [...]

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Top Trumps: The Donald Lays Claim To Gaga’s Career

by Kris Silver

Donald Trump is a man of many talents; he pioneered the modern day comb over, he discovered that President Obama was actually a Senegalese street cleaner called Babacar Ousamane, causing him to resign from the Presidency and is rumoured to have been the man who killed Kim Jong-il, with a Chuck Norris style roundhouse. But [...]

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Madonna To Show Super Bowl What Manly Muscles Really Look Like

by Mof Gimmers

The Super Bowl halftime show is a very, very prestigious gig. Some of music’s biggest stars have done a turn there. Prince. Paul McCartney. Bruce Springsteen. Er… Black Eyed Peas. In defence of the latter, they were awful and suicide rates went up six-hundredfold when they played. Wait. That’s no defence. Did someone say defence? [...]

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Sara Leal Didn’t Ruin Demi’s Marriage, Ashton Kutcher’s Penis Did

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher is getting a (let us sing it together) D.I.V.O.R.C.E. handed to him by Demi Moore after she found out that he’d been thumbing his winky into a young woman on the famous couple’s wedding anniversary. Not surprising really, right? Well, Sara Leal – the girl who received Kutch’s thrutches – has been asked [...]

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Madonna And Her Excellent Track Record With Marriage To Help Demi Moore

by Mof Gimmers

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and splitting up, just like loads of people’s relationships disintegrate through misdeed, tedium and contempt. It’s not earth-shattering news, but thankfully, because Kutcher is thicker than pig’s swill, there’s been amusing foot-notes. See, Kutch thought it would be fun to have sex with Sara Leal on his wedding anniversary and [...]

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Lady Gaga Warned “Adele May Want To Eat You”; Lesbian Fan Fiction Goes Wild

by Robin Darke

Normally when we see the ridiculous antics of groups of girls and younger gays on Twitter, clubbing together to form an online “army” and ruining Trending Topics for everyone, we usually want them all to die in a Lady Gaga inspired fire. There’s armies for One Direction, Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole; if you’re a modern [...]

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Heard Madonna’s New Single? It Has Leaked And It Sounds Like Daphne & Celeste!

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Daphne and Celeste? They were cool weren’t they? They went to the Reading festival and out-punked the punks. They did the right thing and quit after their brief success. Someone else who remembers Daphne and Celeste is Madonna. How so? Well, her new single, which has been leaked online like an open pus-sore, sounds [...]

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Hi There Leaked Madonna Nudes… Or Is It Iggy Pop? We Can’t Tell Anymore

by Mof Gimmers

Tis the season for leaked nude photographs and, sadly, this time around, it’s a hard-bodied Madonna who we’re getting to gawp at, who, at the time of press, is roughly the same age as the horizon. That’s right! She’s been having a photoshoot and some wag has leaked some snaps of her before anyone can [...]

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