by Mof Gimmers
Madonna is so far removed from society, that even small gifts from us plebs make her angry. Gestures are just not enough, as we’re supposed to know exactly what she likes or else we’ll incur her stupid, pointless wrath. We saw this yesterday on these pages as she turned her aged nose up at a [...]
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by Mof Gimmers
When us mere mortals make some kind of gesture to an incredibly wealthy celebrity, we expect our meagre offerings to be useless to them, but at least met with some vague gratefulness, right? What on Earth could you offer someone who has probably already bought everything in the world? Including actual humans from Africa. And [...]
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