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Lady GaGa Biopic In The Works, Despite Her Only Being Famous For 30 Seconds

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a woman obsessed by fame. She loves it. She likes the idea, the smell, the taste and the lumpy feel of it. She would wouldn’t she? She hasn’t been famous long enough to become jaded by the idea. It’s all one big, vague art project to her. And despite the fact she’s [...]

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Madonna To Perform Super Bowl XLVI Half Time To Distract Everyone From Disgusting Hot Dogs In The Bleachers

by Mof Gimmers

She might hate hydrangeas, but she sure loves people throwing stupidly shaped balls around! That’s right folks! Madonna is totally going to be the halftime distraction at the next Super Bowl, or Super Bowl XLVI if you can’t count in English. The Material Girl (we’re forced to use that description by law) will clutter up [...]

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Stupid Madonna Makes Funny Hydrangeas Video To Make Us Look Like Hysterical Idiots

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna. Stupid, canny, very bright Madonna. You can throw what you like at her, but like a wily old street fighter, she ducks and weaves before whupping your ass with a bike chain while your back is turned. The swine. See, after the hydrangea debacle, we all flung handfuls of faeces at her and hooted [...]

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Readers’ Letters: “Why Would You Make A Video Of This?!” [Video]

by Michael Park

We love our readers. From the very bottom of our hearts, we adore them and cherish their opinions on life, the universe and everything. Some of our readers are silent; observing the world of celebrity vicariously through our writers. We love them too, just not quite as much. Other readers like to get as involved [...]

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Disgusting Floral Gifts For Ungrateful Madonna

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna is so far removed from society, that even small gifts from us plebs make her angry. Gestures are just not enough, as we’re supposed to know exactly what she likes or else we’ll incur her stupid, pointless wrath. We saw this yesterday on these pages as she turned her aged nose up at a [...]

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Madonna Hates You And Your Stupid, Stupid Gifts

by Mof Gimmers

When us mere mortals make some kind of gesture to an incredibly wealthy celebrity, we expect our meagre offerings to be useless to them, but at least met with some vague gratefulness, right? What on Earth could you offer someone who has probably already bought everything in the world? Including actual humans from Africa. And [...]

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Madonna Has A New Film Out Which Will Be Rubbish (Here’s Why)

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna. She made a lot of great pop records. A LOT. She’s a successful business woman (when she’s not setting up failed gyms in Mexico) and owns a record label that launched another bunch of stars. However, one thing she never got right was the movies. Not that this has stopped her from releasing a [...]

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Lady GaGa Nearly Gets Off With Glassy Eyed Britney Spears While In Drag

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her. Great scenes, especially [...]

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Miley Cyrus’ Nirvana Cover Is Voted The Worst Thing Ever… So Here It Is Again [Video]

by Michael Park

Miley Cyrus, who you’ll remember for being the more musically gifted daughter of Billy Ray, has always been a bit of a tough nut for hecklerspray to crack. Sometimes she’ll be caterwauling her way through some mawkish pop gumph about being in love at the age of eleven and others she’ll be smoking a bong [...]

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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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