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Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’. The best news is that [...]

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Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!” This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no [...]

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Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

by Mof Gimmers

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars. This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted [...]

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Lady GaGa Isn’t Exploiting Gays, Rather, Setting Up An Army To Take Over The World

by Mof Gimmers

Stand up for the gays and you get accused of being a gay yourself. That’s the law of the schoolyard. However, when you’re massively famous and acknowledge that you don’t mind which gender you have sex with, the catcalls need to be shifted slightly. So, in the instance that accusing Lady GaGa of being a [...]

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Lady GaGa Accused Of Stealing From The Corpses Of Japan

by Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga has been praised for raising awareness for relief efforts in sorting Japan out after the dreadful tsunami that struck the country down. However, like the world’s most weirdly dressed graverobber, she’s been accused of pocketing a load of money that should’ve gone to blighted country. Less Bad Romance and more bad finance. Sorry. [...]

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Eminem Talks About Lady GaGa’s Penis Roughly Two Years After Everyone Else

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Eminem was kinda vital to have around? He made records that didn’t rely on funk breaks and effectively spat out a mixture of awkward confessionals and comedy skits, rather than focusing on displays of wealth and success. Not that his albums were very good mind you. And then, of course, he went mental [...]

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Music Review: Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’

by Mof Gimmers

Such is the hype surround the release of ‘Born This Way’, Lady GaGa’s newest LP (due for release in four days… probably leaked online already), it is easy to be met with an overwhelming feeling of… well… being underwhelmed. The lead singles from the LP, the eponymous title track and the bubonically infectious ‘Judas’, have [...]

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Lady GaGa Gets Drunk With Kate Moss Before Upsetting The People Of Carlisle

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a huge Anglophile. Now, that doesn’t mean she sexually preys on isosceles triangles, but rather, she’s a big fan of England and Britain. That can only be attributed to the fact she hasn’t been a regular visitor to this godforsaken raincloud. Either way, this weekend, she’s been in Blighty and in turn, [...]

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Lady GaGa To Star In Quentin Tarantino Film, Obviously

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Lady GaGa’s second LP proper is coming out, it goes without saying that she’s going to be linked with just about everything on Earth by her publicists. The only thing she hasn’t been linked with, weirdly, is a judging job on the American X Factor, bearing in mind that every human on the [...]

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Lady GaGa Reaches Out To The Worst Scum On Earth With Born This Way

by Mof Gimmers

There’s a whole bunch of people getting excited about the new Lady GaGa album (with a separate buncha people biting their nails after hearing the substandard ‘Edge Of Glory’), which includes some of the worst scum on Earth. Now, as we all know, GaGa just loves to reach out to those who are ostracised by [...]

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