Robert Dewey Hoskins, who probably writes for hecklerspray for all we know, was sentenced to 10 years in the clink in 1996 after being arrested for scaling a wall around Madonna’s home (impressive enough in itself) before threatening to slit her throat.
Seriously. We know her music isn’t as good as it used to be, but even we think that’s a bit much.
Anyway, understandably, Madge thought that this was all rather upsetting, and ended up testifying during Hoskins’ trial, saying that she had nightmares about the homeless man from Oregon after he kept appearing near her house. THE GOOD NEWS? He’s on the loose again!
Madonna’s?bodyguard told her that Hoskins claimed she was supposed to be his wife. Guy Ritchie must’ve been thrilled at the news. Alas, Madonna said that her stalker said…
“if he couldn’t have me, he was going to slice my throat from ear to ear.”
The tale climaxed when Hoskins scaled the perimeter wall of her house, jumped into her pool and got shot twice by a security guard.
He sounds like a real character doesn’t he?
After prison, Hoskins went to a special hospital. When he was let loose into the public, he found himself getting?arrested again and sent to yet another ‘facility’.
And the best bit is that, last Friday,?Hoskins walked off undetected and hasn’t been since. He’s probably shouting at traffic or something. Mercifully for Hoskins, he’s got loose just in time for Madonna’s latest comeback! How thrilling for him! Alas, the police describe him as “highly psychotic”,?extremely violent and should not be approached by members of the public.
You’ll be able to spot him because he’ll be the one who smells strongly of urine, singing all the words to Ray Of Light.