Madonna must be trying to go for a new record for “Fastest Famous Person to Irritate the Shit and Offend Everyone in the New Year” because we are mere days into 2015 and she is already stirring the pot.? She has apparently decided to shift from using Instagram to show off how much a “cool mom” she is, to now showing how she is just like Martin Luther King Jr. And Nelson Mandela.? And Princess Diana.
Of course, after people starting laughing their asses off in between bouts of outrage, Madonna tried to backtrack and blame the whole mess on her fans.? Because it is always smart to bite the hand that feeds you your Botox. Even though Madonna hasn’t had a decent single since she tongued Britney Spears over a decade ago, she is for some reason still making music. News to you, too?? You are not alone. I guess the pockets really do run deep in both the gay club scene and Asia, since I can’t fathom anyone else actually pays for that shit anymore. Anywho, so Madonna’s new album is called Rebel Heart, and for some reason there are hackers somewhere that have so little to do in their every day life that they leaked pretty much the whole damn thing over the interwebz. Oh, you didn’t hear about that either? Congratulations on having a life, my friend.
So since the music is already out there and still no one is really giving a damn about?her, Madonna decided a little controversy was needed. Because really,?what good is a fame whore without any fame?? Seems the cover art for the album is a black and white photograph of Madonna with?bright red lips, some PicNik approved blue eyes,?and?some black licorice shit wrapped bondage style all around her face.??So this weekend, Madonna spent the day posting a bunch of Photoshopped pictures of famous celebrities, politicians, activists, etc, with their face covered in chocolate Twizzlers on both Instagram and Twitter.
Here are a few of the more ridiculous ones.
I bet his dream was to never be written about in the same article as Madonna.
He also would have fought you on this photo.
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Me thinks the Princess would be awfully pissed about this.
There were also images of Bob Marley, Jean-Michel Basquiat, and John Lennon.?? Last month she even posted one of Jesus in rope face.
Naturally, a bunch of internet warriors got super pissed off at the mere idea of Madonna being on the same level as most of these people, and went bananas.? In?typical self centered famous person response, Madonna took no blame for offending anyone and instead passed the blame on?her fans.??Seems someone doesn’t really understand how scary a pissed off tiny Asian gay man can be. Madonna completed the social media trifecta and posted an “apology” on her Facebook page.
What the hell is that writing style she is doing? It’s like a 7th grader?in remedial reading meets Rosie O’Donnell. Fucking terrible.
Of course, myself and many other bloggers are writing about her, so I guess Madonna wins.? Damnit, Madonna.