If you read the title of this blog and thought “Who the fuck is Hailey Baldwin?” you are asking the right question, because in the words of my drunk mom at Martini Bar when some young hussy strolls by: “Who is this nobody?”
Hailey Baldwin is legit only famous for being bff with Kendall Jenner and briefly riding on Justin Bieber, which apparently qualifies her to be named Maxim’s hottest woman of the year. If I’d known it was so easy to win the title I really would have campaigned more.