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Video That Confirms That Jersey Shore Is A Giant Fake

by Mof Gimmers

For some reason, we’ve credited you slobs with some intelligence. Christ knows why. We’ve read the comments you leave. Either way, some of you ain’t so bad. Some of you have probably only seen Jersey Shore out of morbid curiosity. If you watched it, you probably thought ‘By Jove! This is faker than Kim Kardashian’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Toys Anyone? The ‘LiLdo?’

by Mof Gimmers

When you need money, you need money, right? We’ve all, at some point, turned our mothers in to become prostitutes when we’ve needed money to buy rolling tobacco and cans of Spesh. However, when you’re a celebrity, you simply turn yourself in. How wonderful that must be. And Lindsay Lohan, fresh off the back of [...]

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You Won’t Notice Lindsay Lohan’s Crack Teeth When She’s Got Her Baps Out In Playboy

by Mof Gimmers

Boob enthusiasts may want to take note of this article. Y’see, Lindsay Lohan appears to be getting her freckled bangers out in the fresh air while someone photographs them, so we can use them for our own nefarious purposes. That’s right. Provided she doesn’t end up someone’s prison bitch any time soon, LiLo is doing [...]

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Lindsay Lohan: Corpse Sniffer

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan has, once again, been troubling the media outlets with her presence again. Basically, she’s not being fulfilling her court-order and dodging her community service. At the same time, she’s been spotted with little stumpy teeth. That’s right. All her pegs are falling out of her mouth and it’s kinda funny. Even funnier is [...]

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Abercrombie & Fitch Hate Jersey Shore’s The Situation More Than You Do

by Mof Gimmers

You know Jersey Shore? That’s right – the thing you can blame dreck like Geordie Shore and The Only Way Is Essex on. Well, one of the stars of the show – The Situation – is a monumental penis who has somehow weaselled his way into the VIP section. So all is well? Not quite. [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Facing Now Crushingly Inevitable Legal Trouble From Rehab

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan may want to walk away from trouble, but the fact is, trouble isn’t prepared to let her go. Trouble, in this instance, is like a jealous ex who won’t let her get on with her life because he knows that LiLo is super fun when she’s evading the law and falling flat on [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Shouts The Word ‘Tea’ At Everyone Sniffing Her For Booze Pong

by Mof Gimmers

Queen Trash, Lindsay Lohan, has had her feet up at home while under arrest for sorta stealing a necklace. It really has been one of the most boring arrests in history. No prison memoirs, no rioting in the food hall, no violence, no drugs… just a weary unfurling of office admin and vague inconvenience. This [...]

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Hecklerspray Writer Hit With 2 Year Restraining Order By Lindsay Lohan

by Mof Gimmers

It has finally happened. A celebrity has actually gone and banned us from rummaging through their bins, standing silently on their lawn and breaking into their house to sniff the laundry basket and fall asleep, face down, with their undergarments on our faces. That celebrity is Lindsay Lohan. See, on Wednesday, she won a two-year [...]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Electronic Ankle Tag Starts Beeping Which Is Interesting

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Lindsay Lohan is under house arrest, she’s probably turned into a bit of a borebag. Her life has gone from wildly reckless and grottily glamorous to that of a student, loafing about and switching channels on the TV while sat in greasy undercrackers. Gone are the days when she’d have sex with either [...]

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Snooki Crashes Into Cop Car, Presumably After Realising How Irritating She Is

by Mof Gimmers

Snooki – a cross between a shaved Har Mar Superstar and a tin of off-creosote – is, once again, being filmed for some vapid, gaspingly bad television programme for MTV, the music channel that doesn’t show any music videos. And while shooting (with cameras, not guns sadly) the fourth season of Jersey Shore this weekend, [...]

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