If you thought the Kardshians took cultural appropriation seriously, you clearly haven’t heard of Lindsay Lohan, an alcoholic ginger from Long Island who has now decided she’s a Muslim woman.
I remember watching Lindsay’s Oprah sponsored television show, and in one episode she wouldn’t let Oprah’s film crew shoot anything and she later said it was because she had a miscarriage was in a bad place mentally. At the time, I thought clearly lying about a miscarriage to blow off Oprah was the dumbest thing Lindsay Lohan would ever do. Boy, was I wrong.
Lindsay just did a photoshoot that I assume is for absolutely nothing because a) who does photoshoots with Lindsay Lohan anymore, and b) who would hire Lindsay Lohan to model a BURKINI?
As I reported last month, Lindsay is apparently planning on releasing a line of headscarves, so maybe this burkini is part of her new fashion line? I don’t know. I don’t even know if I want to know. I feel like Lindsay Lohan in these burkini pics perfectly captures everything that’s fucking wrong in North America right now. Like, it’s just a big culturally insensitive, ignorant mess. Like, I feel like I wouldn’t even be surprised if Pepsi’s next commercial was Lindsay Lohan in this burkini, Nick Cannon with his stupid fucking turban, and Kendall Jenner in a goddamn hijab handing out Pepsi’s to wounded civilians in Syria, then all their wounds heal and suddenly everyone is wearing Make America Great Again hats.
I’m literally so lost and confused with everything right now that all I can do is binge eat Girl Guide cookies and avoid the CNN website/social media/other humans.
That being said, Girl Guide cookies are really lit and this picture of Lohan in her burkini is a pretty good laugh for Friday, I guess?