Jesus take the wheel with me here this weekend. Just yesterday I was blogging about Nick Cannon’s culturally appropriating crazy ass wearing turban’s to spread compassion or some shit, and now Our Lady of Perpetual Frontal Lobe Damage (aka Lindsay Lohan) might be releasing a line of fucking headscarves.
Lindsay has recently gone next level nuts with this whole ‘I’m not a former child star turned raging alcoholic, I AM A GLOBAL CITIZEN’ thing, even claiming she was racially profiled for wearing a headscarf at the airport. Girl, racial profiling had nothing to do with your additional questioning at the airport. Security probably just thought the ginger bitch with the fake Russian/British accent wearing a hijab seemed unstable as all hell.
Lindsay has been hinting for a while now that she’s converted to Islam and even suggested she didn’t feel safe coming back to America because of her religious beliefs. Linsanica Ali (her new name) also posted this pic on Instagram with the caption: ‘New fashion line coming soon…#fashion.’
You know why radical Islamists hate Americans? It’s not even because of guys like Donald Trump, it’s because of assholes like Nick Cannon and Lindsay Lohan who think dressing in this religious garb will make them seem deep and compassionate or some shit.
You know who Muslim women won’t be buying their headscarves from? Lindsay fucking Lohan. If Lindsay Lohan couldn’t sell leggings to white girls (and boy did she try), how the fuck is going to sell headscarves to Muslim women? She’s not Nike, this isn’t some groundbreaking shit. No one is buying middle-Eastern fashion from the little red-headed girl from The Parent Trap who now speaks in accent that’s like Staten Island meets the Ukraine for some reason.
Where THE FUCK is Amanda Seyfried as Karen Smith to remind this bitch that she is WHITE?!