Articles tagged with: Lindsay Lohan
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 14 May 2009
10 - Fair warning: any woman we marry will be forced to wear this electronic bra - Dollymix 9 - The best Mr T merchandise you will ever see. EVER - Toplessrobot 8 - Christ, Peter Andre's a bellend. Also, here's a story about him - PopSugar 7 - Oh, former presidents of America. You were all so very fat - Pointlessbanter.
Are Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Back Together? Kill Us Now
We have good news and bad news. The good news? Lindsay Lohan won't be concentrating on her career like she promised. The bad news? It's because Lindsay Lohan might very well be back together with Sam Ronson. Nothing's confirmed yet, but a series of meetings and a suspicious Facebook update certainly seem to point in that direction. So the question is this - are Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back together? To which the only appropriate response is to murmur "Oh God, I don't CARE!" before repeatedly slamming your head on a desk. We trust that's what you're all doing now.
We have good news and bad news. The good news? Lindsay Lohan won't be concentrating on her career like she promised. The bad news? It's because Lindsay Lohan might very well be back together with Sam Ronson. Nothing's confirmed yet, but a series of meetings and a suspicious Facebook update certainly seem to point in that direction. So the question is this - are Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back together? To which the only appropriate response is to murmur "Oh God, I don't CARE!" before repeatedly slamming your head on a desk. We trust that's what you're all doing now.
Lindsay Lohan: Still Refusing To Shut Up About Anything
say LohanWe're thrilled that Ellen DeGeneres gave Lindsay Lohan a platform to air her views on her break-up yesterday. Because where else has Lindsay Lohan had the opportunity to discuss her life since the Sam Ronson split? You know, apart from her Twitter account. And her MySpace blog. And that magazine she's on the front cover of. And all the other magazines she's not on the front cover of. And that Funny Or Die video. And TMZ approximately every six or seven seconds. Nowhere, that's where. So what did Lindsay Lohan have to say to Ellen yesterday? Oh, like anybody cares.
say LohanWe're thrilled that Ellen DeGeneres gave Lindsay Lohan a platform to air her views on her break-up yesterday. Because where else has Lindsay Lohan had the opportunity to discuss her life since the Sam Ronson split? You know, apart from her Twitter account. And her MySpace blog. And that magazine she's on the front cover of. And all the other magazines she's not on the front cover of. And that Funny Or Die video. And TMZ approximately every six or seven seconds. Nowhere, that's where. So what did Lindsay Lohan have to say to Ellen yesterday? Oh, like anybody cares.
Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs To Mercifully Remain Inside Her Blouse
When it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan would be stripping for a Las Vegas revue, everyone reacted in the same way. Then they wiped the vomit from their chest and thought about it rationally. Had it really come to this? Was Lindsay Lohan - star of no good films, singer of no good songs, kisser of no attractive lesbians - really so desperate for cash that she'd agree to strip for a baying mob of strangers? Well, no. Lindsay Lohan's rep says she isn't. It's a desperate shame - we were looking forward to our retinas snapping off and resigning in disgust, too.
When it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan would be stripping for a Las Vegas revue, everyone reacted in the same way. Then they wiped the vomit from their chest and thought about it rationally. Had it really come to this? Was Lindsay Lohan - star of no good films, singer of no good songs, kisser of no attractive lesbians - really so desperate for cash that she'd agree to strip for a baying mob of strangers? Well, no. Lindsay Lohan's rep says she isn't. It's a desperate shame - we were looking forward to our retinas snapping off and resigning in disgust, too.
Lindsay Lohan Succumbs To The Inevitable, Removes Bra For Cash
Now that she's been dumped, it looks as if Lindsay Lohan will take her chronic attention-seeking out on us. Great. Nice one Sam Ronson. You massive turd. Anyway, since her last two goes at attention-seeking have involved booze and public scuffles with a lesbian, it's only natural that Lindsay Lohan should want her next go at it to involve nudity. And that's why Lindsay Lohan is close to signing up for a Las Vegas stripshow. We're tempted to call this Lindsay's last-ditch punt at fame, but we've seen seen Georgia Rule and you can't be allowed two last-ditch punts, surely.
Now that she's been dumped, it looks as if Lindsay Lohan will take her chronic attention-seeking out on us. Great. Nice one Sam Ronson. You massive turd. Anyway, since her last two goes at attention-seeking have involved booze and public scuffles with a lesbian, it's only natural that Lindsay Lohan should want her next go at it to involve nudity. And that's why Lindsay Lohan is close to signing up for a Las Vegas stripshow. We're tempted to call this Lindsay's last-ditch punt at fame, but we've seen seen Georgia Rule and you can't be allowed two last-ditch punts, surely.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 15 April 2009
10 - Here's a fairly mindblowing distraction. It's a zoomable picture of the South Bank containing 30 movie references plus the shop where we sometimes buy our lunch - Sky
9 - FACT: You will never see a better health and safety instructional video than this - Bestweekever
8 - Except for this, which we have loved dearly since the dawn of forever -
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Lindsay Lohan: “Blah Blah Blah Sam Ronson Boo Hoo Hoo”
Admit it, you were sad when Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up. We were, but only because we knew the consequences. And what consequences they are. Now that she's split with Sam Ronson, it means that we'll have to put up with Lindsay Lohan bleating on relentlessly about how sad she is until the end of time. That's not an exaggeration - we'll all have to listen to Lindsay Lohan's self-pity until the literal end of actual time. Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't just split up with Sam Ronson - a woman from The Sopranos was also slightly rude to her. Sad.
Admit it, you were sad when Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up. We were, but only because we knew the consequences. And what consequences they are. Now that she's split with Sam Ronson, it means that we'll have to put up with Lindsay Lohan bleating on relentlessly about how sad she is until the end of time. That's not an exaggeration - we'll all have to listen to Lindsay Lohan's self-pity until the literal end of actual time. Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't just split up with Sam Ronson - a woman from The Sopranos was also slightly rude to her. Sad.
Hey Gender Nonspecific Weirdos, Lindsay Lohan’s Single!
You've done a lot of stupid things in the past, Lindsay Lohan - *coughHerbiecough* - but this takes the cake. Lindsay Lohan has split with Sam Ronson. And it's meant that Sam Ronson had to change the locks to her apartment, and that Lindsay Lohan has spent most of her time thumping out all kinds of illegible fury on her Twitter page. But why so stupid? Because it's Easter, and Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposed to mark all major holidays with a public brawl. We were looking forward to that brawl, Lindsay Lohan. You won't be forgiven in a hurry.
You've done a lot of stupid things in the past, Lindsay Lohan - *coughHerbiecough* - but this takes the cake. Lindsay Lohan has split with Sam Ronson. And it's meant that Sam Ronson had to change the locks to her apartment, and that Lindsay Lohan has spent most of her time thumping out all kinds of illegible fury on her Twitter page. But why so stupid? Because it's Easter, and Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposed to mark all major holidays with a public brawl. We were looking forward to that brawl, Lindsay Lohan. You won't be forgiven in a hurry.
