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Estella Warren Assaults A Cop After DUI Arrest Then Flees Prison Like A Champ!

by Mof Gimmers

Estella Warren may not be a household name exactly, but some of you may recognise her from Planet Of The Apes and the fact she used to get her busters out as a Victoria’s Secret model. We’re not especially interested in that – we’re more thrilled about her law breaking skills. The professional thong-occupier is [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Gets A Restraining Order To Add To Her Completely Normal Life

by Mof Gimmers

We may well think of Lindsay Lohan as a jewel thief, booze-hoover and sometime thespian, but really, we should think of her as a piece of legal furniture. So frequently has LiLo been involved with matters of the law, that she’s probably the most qualified person in the USA when it comes to a person’s [...]

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And So, Judge Gives Lindsay Lohan 120 Days In Jail For Swiping Gaudy Necklace

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail for making off with that necklace from a shop that seemed rather happy to tout their CCTV footage around, which is all rather grisly and backstabby. Ergo, it’s fantastic and we’re all for it. Thankfully for LiLo though, she’s famous, which means she won’t get [...]

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Lindsay Lohan To Be Visitor Of The Britney Spears Prison Of Awesome ™

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan will probably receive no real punishment for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace – even though there were multiple witnesses and there’s surveillance video of the entire thing. Instead of going to prison on a theft charge, she’s going to be the first official visitor of the Britney Spears Prison Of Awesome ™. We’re [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks Paris Hilton Is A Mean Girl (And Forgets About Them Kissing Each Other)

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan. It really is great to have you back. You and your speckled parts have been away too long. Could we perhaps offer you a drink? No, feel free to drive home too. We like it when you’re a complete mess. What? Paris Hilton has been nasty to you? Why don’t you go and [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Boobs During Community Service, Gets Drunk And Thinks Of Corpses

by Mof Gimmers

We liked Lindsay Lohan when she was a drug addled, diamond stealing, near-alcoholic who indulged in all manner of sexual activities, with not a care in the world what people thought of her. That’s our kind of celebrity. If you’re going to be wealthy and influential, then it is your duty to exploit it. It [...]

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Paz de la Huerta From Boardwalk Empire Beats Up Other Barely Heard Of Actress

by Mof Gimmers

Paz de la Huerta – who you’ve never heard of because she’s an actress on Boardwalk Empire, which is only watched by eight broadsheet writers and a handful of saps in slacks – has been charged with assault. Who has she attacked? Well, you’ll be fizzing with excitement when you discover that she set-about ‘City’ [...]

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Lindsay Lohan To Get The Baby Hacked Out Of Her In Charles Manson Film

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! You know what would be really cheery? A nice film about Charles Manson who wrote poetry, wrote songs, hung around with the Beach Boys, dug The Beatles ‘White Album’ loads and… uh… instructed a gaggle of mad women to kill people for him. One of Charlie’s most famous victims was Sharon Tate, who had [...]

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Snooki Gives An Actual Lecture In A University And Millions Of Brains Leap Into The Sea

by Mof Gimmers

New Jersey is having something of a state crisis. There’s a $112.3 billion funding gap for next year according to the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities. Worse than that is House Republicans are planning on pushing through a plan to cut off further funding which will take away a further $32 billion. Granted, that’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Falls Over And Everyone Sniffs Her For Booze Pong

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan is great when she’s scraping her knees on the tarmac, fellating bottles of vinegary white white and blowing cocaine filled snot bubbles from her tear-ducts. We like her because she’s as trashy as we’d be, if we had her wealth. However, after being chased constantly by the police and paps, it would appear [...]

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