Before you even remotely think I’m joking with that title, I am not. While Donald is busy making sure the world knows he embodies all seven deadly sins and is refusing to take in anymore Syrian refugees, Saint Lindsay Lohan is off posing with refugees and the Turkish president.
I know I’ve been going on and on about how Bernie Sanders should be America’s president because he’s still down on the ground making sure Trump’s corrupt, rich af cabinet doesn’t screw up healthcare and taxes for normal, working-class people, but if the Bern man was looking for a VP, I have found her!
Yesterday evening, Lindsay shared a picture on Instagram of herself with Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan, his wife, and 7-year-old Syrian refugee Bana Alabed.
She captioned the picture:
What a dream it is for Mr. President Erdogan and The First Lady to invite me into their home. Their efforts in helping Syrian Refugees is truly inspiring.
She then added some emojis and hashtags because, duh, this is Instagram.
However, you know it’s pretty bad when Lindsay Lohan is off doing humanitarian shit, while sanctuary cities are threatening to take the president to court. Smdh.
And I feel like I have to footnote this at the end of all my shit, but Jesus Christ Trump supporters who for some fucking reason still read my blog, don’t get up in my grill calling me a butt hurt Hillary supporter. Do you think I didn’t notice that Hill wasn’t at any of the Women’s Marches but Bernie Sanders was? Oh, I noticed. We all fucking noticed. What I’M trying to say is Bernie/Lindsay 2020!
Bernie can handle all the important shit like healthcare and wages and taxes and clean water in Flint, and Lindsay can handle shit like doing different Eastern European accents in every interview she gives, or giving spray tans to kids in need, or finally forcing everyone to make Mean Girls 2 because she’s the motherfucking vice president.
Honestly, a Bernie and Lindsay presidency is what this world needs right now, tbh.