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Russell Brand Marries Katy Perry – The Massive Pair of Idiots

by Paul Pencott

In the most infuriating manner possible, the two deeply-unlikeable cartoon cretins wed on Saturday in what we can only assume to be the biggest theatre of wide-eyed “ooh did we just say/do something a bit ‘outre’ did we?” the world has ever seen. When not staring at the nearest available camera in a faux-innocent manner [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 20 October 2010

by Mof Gimmers

10. The Vatican declare that alcoholic, obese, simpleton Homer Simpson is a ‘true Catholic’ – Telegraph 9. A cat in a stupid outfit eats a banana in a really noisy and disgusting way. You’ll still go “AWWW!” 8. Do you like sneering at people with rubbish clothes on? – PoorlyDressedPeopleOfTheWorld

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Russell Brand And Katy Perry Are Normal Despite Wanting Victorian Wedding

by Mof Gimmers

Ah! Russell Brand is a reformed sexpot (unless his wife-to-be is the filthiest woman on Earth) and Katy Perry is the purveyor of irritatingly good pop singles with a pair of boobs that many women wish the could swipe (not literally). As such, they’re the golden slebcouple at the moment and everyone likes staring at [...]

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Katy Perry Gets Her Breasts Out On SNL And Somehow Gets Simpsons Gig

by Mof Gimmers

Katy Perry can’t dodge controversy at the moment can she? When she’s not watching her spindly husband half-heartedly attacking photographers, she’s trying to give Elmo from Sesame Street and erection. Yes indeed, Perry has caused a bit of fuss after showing the top bit of her boobs on a children’s show, prompting most people in [...]

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Katy Perry Deemed Too Sexual For Sesame Street (And Not Camp Enough For Snuffleupagus)

by Mof Gimmers

While everyone fawns over Yo! Gabba Gabba! for mixing pop-culture with education, Sesame Street continues to do what it always did – mix pop culture and education. Basically, Sesame Street is one of the finest things that TV ever aired and only a stone-hearted, joyless mule-headed git would suggest otherwise. REM, Smokey Robinson, LL Cool [...]

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Katy Perry Wants To Sing With Cheryl Cole At Simon Cowell’s Wedding, World Shudders

by Randy Figgins
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Katy Perry – yes her, the one who made Russell Brand go all boring. Cheryl Cole – the one who was redefines boring. TOGETHER! This isn’t even anything new. Perry’s been gobbing off for ages how she wants to roll in the hay with Cole, and probably break her twigletesque frame. But now she’s dropping [...]

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Katy Perry To Become Chain-Smoking, Lager Drinking, Football Hooligan

by Ralph Sanders

I hate to come over all Daily Mail on your arse, but these bloody foreigners coming over here are a right pain. Taking advantage of our free healthcare, claiming our benefits, taking our jobs, providing wanking material for our teenagers, drinking our gin… Wait – what was that second to last one? No, there hasn’t [...]

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Russell Brand Has Pretty Bad Farts, Says Fart Sniffing Katy Perry

by Shawn Lindseth

Ah true love – a time when you can finally cast aside wondering whether or not somebody loves you, and bask in the knowledge that they surely do. Especially if they told you so from inside the television. You know, like if your lover is a celebrity that you’ve never met in person, but every [...]

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Russell Brand & Katy Perry Not Doomed, Get Pre-Marriage Counseling

by Shawn Lindseth

A good sign for an impending marriage is that it’s not a California gay one. Those types of marriages never make it, possibly because of the lawyers and what-not. As far as non-California, non-gay marriages go though, Katy Perry & Russell Brand will probably have a great one. After all – they share a barber, [...]

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The A-Team, Katy Perry, Usher and Sesame Street

by Mof Gimmers

There’s not many things that can plaster a great big dribbling grin on your face, quite like the theme tune to Sesame Street can. Everything about the show is brilliant from top to bottom. That’s why anyone who is famous wants to appear on it. Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder, John Candy, Tom Hanks and C3PO have all stepped foot on the famous street.

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