Articles tagged with: katy perry
Katy Perry’s Parents Aren’t Impressed, and Homosexuals Hate Her Too
Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don't normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to some sources, Katy Perry's parents don't see it that way, and have registered their disgust at their daughter's activities and apparent sexual escapades. Then we find out that Katy thinks her parents were misquoted, and that they are fully supportive of her career. But which is it, Katy - which is it?! Are you a libertine whose parents don't like you? Are you a mental and a Christian (peas in a pod) who likes the lesbians and has supportive parents? We need to know.
Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don't normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to some sources, Katy Perry's parents don't see it that way, and have registered their disgust at their daughter's activities and apparent sexual escapades. Then we find out that Katy thinks her parents were misquoted, and that they are fully supportive of her career. But which is it, Katy - which is it?! Are you a libertine whose parents don't like you? Are you a mental and a Christian (peas in a pod) who likes the lesbians and has supportive parents? We need to know.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s uppers and downers. Folded: Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense) I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh) Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes) Genuine Childs (they guys ...
This week’s uppers and downers. Folded: Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense) I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh) Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes) Genuine Childs (they guys ...
Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry to Avoid Frankly Weird TV Kiss, Fortunately
There's some damn weird logic working in this world. If a 23-year-old male singer were to say that they wanted to kiss a 15-year-old pop sensation on Sunday, they would rightly be chastised. Probably shot or lynched too. Or just looked down on a lot. They'd probably write a book about their experiences a few years down the line, when the dust had settled. But when it's a 23-year-old female singer saying they want to play tonsil hockey with a child this Sunday then it's just laughed off... Hang on - what? That's not funny. That's just dodgy.
There's some damn weird logic working in this world. If a 23-year-old male singer were to say that they wanted to kiss a 15-year-old pop sensation on Sunday, they would rightly be chastised. Probably shot or lynched too. Or just looked down on a lot. They'd probably write a book about their experiences a few years down the line, when the dust had settled. But when it's a 23-year-old female singer saying they want to play tonsil hockey with a child this Sunday then it's just laughed off... Hang on - what? That's not funny. That's just dodgy.
