Katie ‘towers over her mental husband’ Holmes does not take drugs. Okay? Can we just get that clear in our tiny little minds? She’s definitely not a drug addict. Absolutely, positively not a druggy mess.
Okay?
See, that’s the official line after Holmes settled a defamation claim with a US celebrity magazine over an article that FALSELY suggested she was a drug addict. However, because we’re sarcastic, every time we say “KATIE HOMES IS NOT A DRUG ADDICT, OKAY?”, it makes her sound exactly like a drug addict. We can’t do much about that though. We’re cursed with a sarcastic tone of voice. Sorry.