We’re cursed with the looming specter of Scientology casting a shadow over our every being. We’re all screwed, you know, in their eyes. We’re non believers. We won’t get saved when the apocalypse comes and aliens or whatever bizarro God Scientologists have comes down to judge us all.
But that’s okay, because ordinary people are fighting back against the scourge of Scientology in the only way they know how: rap music.