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Are Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Splitting Up? Probably Not

by Kris Silver

Katie Holmes may well have finally escaped from the clutches of Tom Cruise, if reports in some glossy yank rag are to be believed. The Star is reporting that the Tomkat experience is over and no longer a thread to the rest of us with their weird placenta eating ways. You can’t really blame them for thinking [...]

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Orlando Bloom Impregnates Female. Possibly Due To Boredom

by Ralph Sanders

Orlando Bloom hasn’t been in the movies all that much recently, has he? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining:  his movies are almost uniformly dreadful, and anyone even thinking of casting him as an action hero again should be drowned in sewage at gunpoint alongside whoever cast the misguided union of a cheesestring and [...]

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Official: Oprah Winfrey Can Kick Your Arse

by Ralph Sanders

Who’s the most dangerous celebrity? Which fiend of myth wields the most power? Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Whatever? She’s only beaten up one toilet attendant, and that’s nothing for a Northern Girl, Cheryl Weedy more like. Russell Crowe? Well, there’s his terrible band with the terrible name and he can throw a mean phone, but that’s nothing new. [...]

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Alice In Wonderland Eats The Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

No wonder people are flocking to see Alice In Wonderland – where else would they get to see the dream team of Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp?

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Vanessa Paradis Fears Angelina Jolie Will Shag Johnny Depp To Death

by Stuart Heritage

Angelina Jolie has a bit of a reputation. Her vagina, they say, is much like a waterslide on a hot day.

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Alice In Wonderland – Movie Review

by David Scarborough

Tim Burton drags us down the rabbit-hole kicking and screaming in this adaptation of the children’s book Alice In Wonderland, managing to take away any of the wonderment that many may have felt for this beloved tale. You would think that the pairing of Burton with Lewis Carroll‘s famous series would be a film of [...]

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People’s Choice Awards: Voting Secrets Revealed!

by Stuart Heritage

Interesting results from last night’s People’s Choice Awards – unflinching war drama The Hurt Locker won Best Movie.

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Johnny Depp Is A Million Times Sexier Than You: Official

by Stuart Heritage

Oh People magazine, you’re such terrible sluts. Don’t bother trying to hide it – we can see straight through you.

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Top 22 Movie Drunks

by David Schwartz

There is nothing worse than being sober in a room full of drunk people. OK, so there are a few things worse – like cancer, famine and finding out your dad wants to be a woman. Anyway, the points is, drunk people in real life are soooooo annoying. Almost as annoying as people who put [...]

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Watch Trailer For Johnny Depp’s New Movie Public Enemies

by David Schwartz

No, before you get excited, it’s not Batman 3, but Michael Mann’s new movie Public Enemies. And Johnny Depp isn’t dressed in green lycra with question marks all over it, but is playing charismatic bank robber John Dillinger.

Predictably, Bale plays the FBI agent sent to hunt the Depp down, armed only with a jaunty hat and a ridiculous voice. And if the trailer is anything to go by, it should be good, but, fingers crossed, it won’t be the last time they work together.

Still, imagine if they had called it Pubic Enemies?

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