Orlando Bloom hasn't been in the movies all that much recently, has he? Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining: ?his movies are almost uniformly dreadful, and anyone even thinking of casting him as an action hero again should be drowned in sewage at gunpoint alongside whoever cast the misguided union of a cheesestring and a sundial as the lead in Predators. But it does make you wonder if Hollywood has seen sense and started not hiring people because they have the screen presence of a slowly putrefying lump of brie.
No, of course not, the cast of Twilight can even find employment in movies outside of their main franchise, and they could easily be replaced by a series of crudely drawn cartoons depicting a horse looking sadly at a bucket full of urine soaked hay. So it can't be that.
It turns out he is taking the route of anyone who's been unemployed for so long that drugs, alcohol and repeats of Top Gear on Dave have lost their pall. He's got someone up the duff.