12 bar blues is a godsend for anyone who can make their way around a fretboard without ever switching their brain on. It enables bloated divs the chance to think that they can show off a little.
LOOK MAW! I DONE LEARNDID THAT GEETAW!
The Rolling Stones’ Keef Richards is a man that’s been hauling his melted ass around the world for nearly 500 years after kneeling at the altar of the blues jam and Johnny Depp has been caught jamming with the stonesman on video, pissing around with the same tired licks you’ve heard at every lousy two-bit music bar and house party.
While Depp promotes his new film, The Rum Diary, he went and strapped on a guitar after the film’s premiere and jammed at the afterparty, held at the Hiro Ballroom in Manhattan’s Maritime Hotel.
And there was the rock ‘n’ roll Mumm-Ra, Keith Richards, to help him play some awful, awful blues.
You can see the video below and it’s every bit as tedious as you imagine.
Unless, of course, you’re one of those fools who goes weak at the knees every single time any vaguely good looking man shows off his guitar skills.
You make us vomit.
Steadily.
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